Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Sick moves, dude
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
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lajaynay 15
Intense shower sex.
Climaxx 11
Not cool. You can actually drown in a shower :|
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SAMMILLER098 2
Did he turn the water off at least??
GoW_Chick 15
What is it with some guys these days, why did chivalry have to die, can't we go back to when people actually gave a shit about each other?!
spluudge 4
Hey I still believe in chivalry. Don't lump us all into one
KiddNYC1O 22
She said some guys, sir.
quite_bored 9
But that means I would have to stop caring about myself! Where's the fun in that?
TheDrifter 24
I'd have to say the first NOW gender discrimination lawsuit was the death knell of chivalry as a societal norm. These days I expect women to either stop and stare at me or call me a creep for things like holding doors or giving up a seat on the bus.
GoW_Chick 15
I didn't lump you all into one I said some, and I think it's rather sweet when a guy would hold a door open, pull out a chair for me and stuff like that, but the world has changed so much that you can't try and help just out of common curiosity without someone thinking you might do something bad to them, or want something out of it, and that bugs me.
KeyboardWarrior 10
So then why say guys? Because its women who accuse us of sexual harassment for something as little as pulling out a chair, or snap at us an call us sexist.
GoW_Chick 15
I said guys because OP's boyfriend is a guy, and was going off that with asshole boyfriends, but I do apologize I should have said people, because girls can be just as bad in relationships.
mrssuarez2011 12
Wow some people read way too far into that. Also chivalry is most commonly used as referring to a male treating a woman properly. I highly doubt she was critiquing only men seeing as she did say "people caring about each other". Don't be so quick to overly defend the male gender when it's not required.
moop256 10
We still have chivalry back home... However under ghdaffi's rule women were below men..
j_cat187 20
Hypocrite, women's want to be treated equally but also want to get preferred treatment over men.
Atticus1010 1
Why did you even pass out? I dont see how someone just passes out in the shower..
dreamcatcher11 4
I feel like I'm going to pass out in shower sometimes when it gets too hot. Could've been any number of reasons really..
thewife5 19
When I was pregnant with my first kid I passed out in the shower, pretty common.
Capt_Awesome137 0
Maybe the shower sex was so good, she passed out from pleasure.
marissamay25 3
I've passed out in the shower due to lack of Suger, my eye site went black I couldn't breath and my boyfriend said I was hitting my legs against the tub, he tried saving me but I slipped through his arms lol. And he slapped me like 3 times to wake me up I didn't feel a thing
kaybaby27 0
broo that suckksss!!! lol
DocBastard 40
Your k, s, and o keys seem to be stuck. You may want to get that checked out.
flockz 20
no doc you got it wrong. kaybaby is trying to tell OP what concoction to make so she won't pass out. she's saying to broo(brew) that(the potion she's about to mention) suckksss(this took me a while to decipher but i think kaybaby means these ingredients: straws for the 'suck', koalas for the extra 'k', and snakes because they go sssssss). then to top it off she tells us to toss in a lol(little old lady)!! how sick is that?? let me go get my cauldron.
DocBastard 40
Now I know where my Translation Engine is. Just make sure you clean it before you give it back.
flockz 20
it's a great little doohicky huh? i wish i had my own so i could understand "modern text lingo" so i don't feel awkward in social situations.
Pelreskovich 11
After he had his way with you too I bet. How does that make you feel? :/
spluudge 4
Are u sure he didn't donkey punch you?
silentbutfunny 0
Thats dirty
drlove78843 6
What a jerk, if both of you are young then you should teach him to be more responsible. If you guys are not teens then dump his ass.
TheJester12 15
boyfriend : so, today , I was trying to make love to my woman when she fell alseep! I was greatly upset by this but did not want her to wake up and have her be even angrier, as she can be somewhat of a **** when woken . so i then decided to shave my pubes In my boredom and create a mustache which i then glued to her upper lip . man is she gonna be pissed when she gets off her phone and looks in the mirror !!!
Slikpirate 0
Sounds like a dick