Miscellaneous: Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause...

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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By disembob - 03/12/2012 02:26 - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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By RedFace - 05/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By theatreluver - 05/01/2011 03:15 - United States

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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Thursday 26 January 2012 22:44

aren't people supposed to clap the most at the end

TomHarrow 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:45

Would have been kind of rude to applaud while you were singing.

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fuzzbuck1 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:43

Singing lessons?

aceman1992 9

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:55

For the entire choir?

Codezlol 21

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:58

I'm pretty sure common sense tells me them clapping more at the end is a GOOD thing...

nofearjenshere 12

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:01

Choir pretty much is singing lessons, so if they are that bad, God bless them.

Thisismypchere 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:43

Hahaha. God, that is horrible. I must apologize for my stupid behavior.

AnnieHodge03 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:43

Your parents must be proud.

123josie123 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:16

Lol this bring memories back from freshman year.

smarie98 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:17

Maybe the parents clapped too when they left.

zombicidal 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:44

aren't people supposed to clap the most at the end

JFAW 6

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:47

Yeah this seems like a fairly common practice to me.

12vballchick12 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:45

It's really just polite to clap. Society these days :. Sorry OP.

TomHarrow 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:45

Would have been kind of rude to applaud while you were singing.

Climaxx 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:45

Should of come back on stage for an Encore. Just to piss them off.

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:45

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Show it anyway

xcarxcrashx 9

Thursday 26 January 2012 23:01

You would applaud them at the end of their performance? You must LOVE chorus!

flockz 19

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:46

isn't that supposed to happen?

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:59

Yeah exactly, it's rude to make noise WHEN you're performing!

xShannonxSammyx 7

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:46

Maybe you were so good, it took the audience a minute to recover from your angelic voices.

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