Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I put Christmas wrapping on old books and things I already own, because I realized that it's the only way I'll have anything under the tree this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend helped me move some things into storage, all while complaining about the amount of stuff I own. He's the one who keeps buying me things I don't need or want, even though I tell him every year I wouldn’t mind getting no gifts at all. FML
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ihatethesenamez 6
You should return it and get something else and act surprised.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Damn that sucks, was it a good present?
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Comments (122)
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Damn that sucks, was it a good present?
sns_fml 0
Or you could not wrap them and save some trees...
Yoyolol_fml 3
Stop. Stop this right now.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
At least if you don't like it you can return it before everyone else does. Take it as a positive thing. Merry Christmas.
HahaHokayThen 10
I'd hate to know what I got before Christmas.... It ruins the surprise & excitement you feel when you tear open & present & see something amazing you didn't expect
enonymous 9
So you wrapped his penis with a missletoe over it? He must have put a lot of thought into that
SilverGTP99 8
My Prius is Gunna save the world.. Oh wait I have a gtp.
eyeIoveyou 4
take this time to work on your surprised face :D
lindseykcool 6
44- thanks for sharing something completely irrelevant.
asoptavlo14 6
52- don't acknowledge them.. They'll go away eventually.
Zomg_Okay 27
19 - The tree has already been cut down and made into wrapping paper. I'm sorry but refusing to use the paper won't bring the tree back. :(
cardinallove 11
I had to do this last year too...after he also asked me to pick out all the gifts (again, including my own). We didn't last too much longer. Not because of this is particular, but because of his general carelessness.
Kpalsm 7
65: If demand goes down, supply will eventually go down to match
benderbot19 0
Damn hippies.
silentbutfunny 0
Is it wrong i read that in my mind with benders voice and be completly amused? Eh? Anyone?
graham11 14
Dump his ass!!!!! That's gotta be the most used comment on here.
michael91605 4
at least you got a sneak peak, now you know how to react when you open them
TheClumsiest 0
*Opens gift* "Oh what a surprise!"
silentbutfunny 0
Kinda shitty he made her wrap and unwrap it eh? Shoulda just said "hey ill give you your present if you wrap all mine i need to do" and when he doesnt give her sex she'd be disapointed. Thats how i woulda played it at least
flamegrilled123 3
Don't wrap the presents for him then
ImaginaryFoe 1
It's so simple, isn't it? OP, you wrapped the gifts because you cared about it and he didn't. Next time, let him wrap or not wrap and accept your gift however it comes to you.
ihatethesenamez 6
You should return it and get something else and act surprised.
Right_Click 12
I'd like to see the boyfriend's reaction on film.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Definitely.. An "LOL".
deviable 9
Like a wedding ring. Watch him piss his pants.
LadiDi_fml 10
What else do you have to do for your lazy bf?
MrGrammarNazi 0
*boyfriend GRAMMAR NAZI STRIKES AGAIN!
YDIomg 9
agreed... but I hope for OP's sake she at least got some good gifts.
Sagginbackwards 3
Damn you lucky, get to see your presents early. That's every child's Christmas dream. Y U MAD? Took an arrow to knee I suppose.
ant1078 7
Can someone explain this "arrow to the knee" shit, work has really distracted me from the new Internet lingo.
GoW_Chick 15
It's a line the guards say in the game Skyrim and is getting extremely overused now
IKickPuppiesHard 16
^ It's a reference to the game Skyrim. The guards in the cities say "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee".
Sagginbackwards 3
Ever played Skyrim? In Skyrim almost every guard says it for some reason. They got lazy on scripts.
lrgenesis 19
I think I want to kill you now…
Sagginbackwards 3
Will you kill me by an arrow to the knee?
ant1078 7
Ah, thanks lol
EvilPotato 15
7 problem is, (dun, dunn,dunnnn) she isn't a child so therefore it really is probably not that exciting for her.
qwertsarecool122 23
Should of used super glue..
shots1996 8
8 should use superglue on his fingers to his mouth so he cant type or speak
moop256 10
Well happy early Christmas :D
dephey89 5
Haha I wrapped mine too! Know what I'm getting, but then again I picked it out :)
lolatthesefmls 0
Great gift then... :l the point is for them to get you something they know you'll love.
honeybuncher 3
when you wrap it say:wow this is great!my ex got me the same thing last year.