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By not sexy! - 01/01/2023 12:00

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Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
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RichardPencil 30

Shaving is supposed to make it look bigger. If he looks "prepubescent" after manscaping, we don't even want to imagine what his bushy crotch looked like!

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Chazzster 28

In addition to the visual impression of looking bigger now that you can see it out of the brush, it’s usually better for the giver of oral sex not to have a face full of smelly pube hair… But we all have our likes and dislikes. Not everything we try is going to work out as we intended.

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RichardPencil 30

Shaving is supposed to make it look bigger. If he looks "prepubescent" after manscaping, we don't even want to imagine what his bushy crotch looked like!

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Chazzster 28

In addition to the visual impression of looking bigger now that you can see it out of the brush, it’s usually better for the giver of oral sex not to have a face full of smelly pube hair… But we all have our likes and dislikes. Not everything we try is going to work out as we intended.

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Yudith 24

If the goal was to look bigger, he should have settled for the airstrip look, or the Hitler's stache look. This way, you have the big d*ck look without the ten-year-old-in-a-shower look.

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