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Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33652) - you deserved it (5306)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

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People here on fml seriously have really sucky boyfriends/girlfriends... Come on people, you all deserve better!!

#5 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:41am by mariyaaa

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i'd love for someone to sing to me -_____-

#4 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:39am by iomnomnomux3

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