Music and Love: Ed Shitren

Ed Shitren

By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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By Ryanissaur - 19/10/2009 05:34 - Australia

Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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mariyaaa 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:41

People here on formal seriously have really sucky boyfriends/girlfriends... Come on people, you all deserve better!!

iomnomnomux3 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:39

I'd love for someone to sing to me -_____-

Comments

CaptainCola 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:07

You guys, she is upset because now she can't listen to the original because her boyfriend performed it so much better...

blackstar994 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:09

That's when you beat her ass with the guitar and say "now you ruined my guitar". Hah kidding. But if she wasn't kidding she's a bitch.

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:09

Aww that's really sweet. At least you tried.

Acdlovee 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:13

Oh emm gee I would of loved that.!

slayer101794 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:18

That's really sweet of you, but you did it for the wrong reason. You should learn guitar for the love of music, not for your girlfriend. I hope you fell in love with it though. This is coming from a fellow guitarist.

Kwolfe 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:21

Smash the guitar over her head. Ungrateful bitch.

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:28

Oh wow sorry man I'm trying to learn stairway to heaven. Tell her you tried and it's the effort you did for her she should've realized that. Again I am sorry to hear that.