Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was trying to impress a girl I like by showing off my guitar skills at a party. I'd hyped it up all night. When I finally started playing, I’d forgotten most of the chords and lyrics to the song, and ended up just strumming "Wonderwall" while humming off-key. She left halfway through the "performance." FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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mariyaaa 0
People here on formal seriously have really sucky boyfriends/girlfriends... Come on people, you all deserve better!!
iomnomnomux3 0
I'd love for someone to sing to me -_____-
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Comments (89)
clutz123 5
aww that's so sweet ur gf's not nice for saying that
kxrider580 0
Shit hope that doesn't happen to me. I'm doing the same thing in two weeks.
1kiki81 6
As in kinda you mean very
bubo_fml 11
Now that U play Guitar, join a band, play gigs, record & get groupies...You'll forget all about that ungrateful slag!
Apaige435 0
bahaha this happened to me in high school.i broke up with him like a month later and still to this day I bitch about how he ruined that song for me. Lol
waynenight 4
wow. You broke up with him for ruining a song. You're pretty shallow i hope you know that.
justlikeme79 9
She didn't say that was why she left him.
ohmandapants 17
Cool story. You sound like a bitch.
nimzie 0
Sucks for you bro.
lolmigosh 15
What a BITCH!
xxxSANAxxx 0
you shouldve been like "well..you kinda ruined life for me.."!
xxdeadlikemexx 0
That sucks. I've learned to play songs on guitar for girls but never had the courage to actually play the songs in front of them.
Mystify426 2
serenade her best friend now