Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was trying to impress a girl I like by showing off my guitar skills at a party. I'd hyped it up all night. When I finally started playing, I’d forgotten most of the chords and lyrics to the song, and ended up just strumming "Wonderwall" while humming off-key. She left halfway through the "performance." FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Top comments
mariyaaa 0
People here on formal seriously have really sucky boyfriends/girlfriends... Come on people, you all deserve better!!
iomnomnomux3 0
I'd love for someone to sing to me -_____-
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Comments (89)
lallafral 1
It takes more than months to learn guitar bro
mbrooks5110 0
What a bitch!
Honda288 2
And she's "kind of" a heartless bitch.
myurlbriii 9
Dump the bitch! That's ignorant.
Phil135 4
Haha I thought this was pretty funny :D
Anbria 3
shes a bitch
lady_rapid10 0
I would probably cry in happiness if that happened because my boyfriend doesnt do that kind of things.... Ur such a sweety i cant believe she did that!!!
raynay22 3
well thats rude even if u can't sing l, its the thought that counts. #ungratefulgf
blutigenbonbon 10
That's not bad at all, actually. Quite normal in human nature, really.
dansco 25
What a bitch! Don't bother doing anything else nice for her again!