Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML
by milf / 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
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The joys of parenthood and cleaning poop!
#1 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:10am by Codezlol
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That's a pretty useful skill actually. Who needs laxatives when you can just clap your hands?
#3 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:12am by s0m3guy2010
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