By Owww1 - 22/04/2015 19:20 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML
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Why did the mirror have holes in it? A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...


lilchica22001 22

I hope you can run fast :) but obviously you escaped and lived to tell the tale!

"look how stupid she is, must be black" basing smarts on a genetic color is just a dickish thing to do op...

he can't outrun the football spiraling towards his head. but op how about this "that person over there is black therefore stupid" it's a genetic Color and you're basing an iq on it. skin or hair it's not a selection. at least blondes aren't as dumb as you op

ordon 14

You really can't compare skin and hair color. Blonde hair can occur naturaly in any race. Also you can dye hair. I've never heard of people being oppressed because they were blonde.

That is why they are called blonde "jokes".

QBs with that type of size won't run really fast. Probably as fast as big Ben. But yeah ydi. Shouldn't even be making jokes that offends people.

everything offends just about everyone nowadays, theres really no avoididng it, it could have happend even if he wasnt blonde

Wow, now even blonde jokes are offensive? It never ceases to amaze me what ******* people can be. And you #14 are a pussy.

How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

I laugh about blond thing is if you put a mirror at the bottom a pool I probably would drown because I'd be to curious and want to know what I look like when I'm swimming, yup thats me putting blonds to shame. ^-^ sorry guys.

Probably until he figured out the joke was about him. Lol also the word blonde was used twice but spelled a different way. But I doubt someone would start a physical altercation over a joke. I mean honestly, grow up

#95, blonde is proper for female and blond is for male.

lilchica22001 22

Just ask him what the square root of Pi is and run while he ponders it.

AnOriginalName 19

It's downright irrational to ask that of anyone, let alone a blonde.

"Pies aren't vegetables, idiot. They don't have roots."

Only hard-asses take a joke seriously, he should learn what humour is

I'm blonde and I actually take it as a personality trait. it's fun to make fun of yourself

Exactly, if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

TallMist 32

not being sexist here, but I thought that blonde jokes were aimed at the blonde females. your quarter back need to chill out! unless he has boobies lol. I mean no offense by that comment either.

Actually you're not wrong! Blonde is the feminine form of the word, the little known masculine term is blond. Brunette and brunet are another example of this. Don't you just love trivialities?

Stupid French words with their genders :P

Have you translated French numbers from 60 word by word? hilarious :D

serslybro 20

As always with jokes, check your audience including others within ear shot.

Or OP can just not be a pussy and tell it anyway.

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see if OP was hiding on the other side

Why did the mirror have holes in it? A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Hahaha, that's a pretty good and interesting joke there, OP

Yet no reference to it being a blonde moron.

#41 They probably removed the blonde part to stay out of trouble, this time

I think OP replaced blond with moron. but that's a nice joke though. I wouldn't have been offended.