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Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25578) - you deserved it (2426)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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It's more of a realistic game of the floor is lava. Join in, it's the best childhood game ever.

#1 - On 04/27/2012 at 12:44pm by SkoomaKi

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Please tell me your son is like 3 years old so this makes sense. I would be very afraid if he was like 18 or 20.

#6 - On 04/27/2012 at 12:47pm by Blacksxe

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