FML : Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

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By Unsatisfied - / Wednesday 16 December 2009 06:15 / Canada

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By mawoo_fml | 0

#722479 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 03:03

I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

By Ferdinard | 0

#722431 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 01:45

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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By zays | 0

#722397 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 01:11

Awww.. that really does suck. :(

redsox4021 | 0

#976793 - Friday 9 April 2010 08:35

mmmmmmhm just a guess... HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL or YoU NEED TO DROP WEIGHT

TheBrianWing | 0

#1112593 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 07:56

maybe he just doesn't wanna f*ck you?

sskarma23 | 9

#2970234 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:59

if you really are attractive your boyfriend is an idiot

1two3four5six | 23

#5961270 - Saturday 31 May 2014 07:09

so he's asexual. get over it, it's not like it's his fault he doesn't like it.

By saimaali | 0

#722403 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 01:15

That's just not possible.

SethSkyler | 0

#825727 - Friday 5 February 2010 12:39

he is gay

metalmusic | 0

#902086 - Monday 1 March 2010 01:26

He could be gay and suppressing it. So yeah, it's possible, #2.

iplaylax | 0

#986877 - Saturday 1 May 2010 05:48

it is possible if he lacks nuts

GhostTanker | 13

#1857618 - Friday 17 December 2010 04:54

Hey, I'm a straight male and I don't need sex. I don't hate sex, I just find more enjoyment with being with my girl. If I can get her to smile and enjoy herself, I'm happy.

gkings18 | 1

#2038598 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:57

okay.... ^

mtull08 | 0

#4070710 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 04:06

#96 is gay

By smurfer | 0

#722406 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 01:16

did u ask urself why he hates it?

v1kt4r | 12

#722553 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 04:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sleephunters | 8

#727977 - Sunday 20 December 2009 06:25

#30 you just made my day lmao

By Rellich | 0

#722407 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 01:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

inuyashagirl | 0

#972555 - Thursday 1 April 2010 09:14

all good FMLs are fake

lotrgeek | 10

#3675373 - Saturday 3 December 2011 01:16

No it's not... I'm dating one of those too.

minamail25 | 7

#4880240 - Friday 31 August 2012 09:01

I'm with a guy who had sex and said it hurts to much. He crys everytime we try. Last time we had to go to the dr because he couldn't stand the pain.

SilverWarrior | 7

#5710549 - Thursday 10 October 2013 04:42

Asexuality is a thing

By GreenDayRHCP | 0

#722415 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 01:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

EnzoMatrix | 0

#722460 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 02:31

Hahah you derserve it for only *whorying* about sex You know what maybe he's ashamed of a part of his body. Anyway in a good relationship you need be satiated emotionally & sexually it doesn't mean she is only thinking about sex.