Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
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Top comments
obviousboy 8
That stinks.
iAmScrubs 19
When you can't beat them, join them.
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Comments (122)
obviousboy 8
That stinks.
wheresmyfood 0
Hahah well you can't choose your family but you chose that boyfriend :P
leogirl95 12
Should've joined them.
shanemaximo 7
It's all fun and games until someone ***** their pants.
wheresmyfood 0
Hahah ^ Exactly, it's all ***** and gigs until someone giggles and *****
fanceh 10
Stench warfare?
CheckMyProfile 17
your boyfriend has to grow up!! O.o
enonymous 9
I love the smell of asshole in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that asshole smell, the whole hill. Smelled like Victory
joeybiguets 0
WIN
flmisawesome 0
Lol
Wederoney 16
Stop that shit. Your comment is almost as bad as the annoying shitty-situation-comment.
jtthegr8 26
Gas mask?
TheDrifter 24
And a conductor's wand, get them warring to a catchy tune for youtube.
CaptainPickles72 18
And for my next trick... I'll play Metallica's Fade to Black, with my ass! Prepare to have you mind and nose blown!
iAmScrubs 19
When you can't beat them, join them.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Girls don't fart !
msjoyfull84 0
Who won?!?!?
MorteEtDabo 5
Charlie Sheen did.
DaniPandi 22
That doesn't sound fun. FYL
kreepers 6
Ouh, yucks. FYL.
mpsteve137 15
Get some fajitas and put them in their place.
MeLuvBewbs 7
Beat them! "Some" girls have nasty farts! Just sayin. Don't queef though please.
Grifballa 1
Are you retarded?
Pelreskovich 11
Run like hell!
mpsteve137 15
Good song.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Run Forest Run!!!
surfnshred 2
You will probably also get pink eye
ambamm135 7
Why did this get thumbed down? Did everyone forget about this movie?