By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

When you can't beat them, join them.

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wheresmyfood 0

Hahah well you can't choose your family but you chose that boyfriend :P

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leogirl95 12

Should've joined them.

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shanemaximo 7

It's all fun and games until someone ***** their pants.

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wheresmyfood 0

Hahah ^ Exactly, it's all ***** and gigs until someone giggles and *****

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enonymous 8

I love the smell of asshole in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that asshole smell, the whole hill. Smelled like Victory

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Wederoney 16

Stop that shit. Your comment is almost as bad as the annoying shitty-situation-comment.

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TheDrifter 23

And a conductor's wand, get them warring to a catchy tune for youtube.

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CaptainPickles72 18

And for my next trick... I'll play Metallica's Fade to Black, with my ass! Prepare to have you mind and nose blown!

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mpsteve137 15

Get some fajitas and put them in their place.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Beat them! "Some" girls have nasty farts! Just sayin. Don't queef though please.

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surfnshred 2

You will probably also get pink eye

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ambamm135 7

Why did this get thumbed down? Did everyone forget about this movie?

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