Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I caught the train and I was forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumped off one stop before mine. A little old lady came on, so I shuffled over so she could sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train, I notice my pants were wet with smelly dude's piss. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
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allyrn13 12
Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.
ms_zoe 8
Looks like urine trouble.
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ms_zoe 8
Looks like urine trouble.
thisguyian 8
She must be pissed off!
lbrown66 12
These comments are number 1
Pwn17 25
The "urine trouble" joke used to be funny, but it got old... It's like the new "shitty situation."
ms_zoe 8
Hm. Just seemed to fit the situation since she said urine. It just felt right hahha.
Pwn17 25
It's nothing against you personally- I used to say it too, but I'm just kinda getting tired of it, that's all.
ms_zoe 8
Ok haha
buddy51 23
Don't be so pissy #19. Remember the golden rule and shower #1 with warm liquid peeraise!
ManInTheMachine 19
Good Lord, this thread is like an massive accumulation of shit.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
42: I guess you could say it's a shi- *Punches self in face*
ManInTheMachine 19
Shit, I meant *a massive, not an. Guess I just added to the pile.
Dusty_Busters 15
LOL
Nordrag 26
In his eyes you weren't all that polite. Kicking him out of bed. How rude.
Queensland 27
Not sure if you're serious....
Nordrag 26
I was in no way serious. But hey, you win some you lose some.
MaggieJH 7
That doesn't mean you have to pee on someone
daniellenb22 4
exactly u should have cleaned around him
mackdeezy 22
Thats not cool. I hope you dealt with him properly. Tommorow is a new day OP.
lopsop 12
How would you deal with someone who pissed on you properly?
cmayer 20
Start hysterically yelling like a crazy person. Might work.
nightbirdblue 27
Piss on them back or escalate the situation to ******** on them?
8313girl 28
If someone pissed on me, I'd push him onto the damn track. That's how pissed off I'd be.
gabbi630 16
Go to you boss and demand a raise.
trixy12 5
Never turn your back on a bum...
ManInTheMachine 19
Thats because it's always turned on MY bum, Noor. ...Wait.
allyrn13 12
Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.
SlapAndTickle 20
And if it's REALLY bad, put your pee clothes in the washer alone with regular detergent, a cup each of vinegar and baking soda. Wash them with the above mixture then re-wash with detergent and some fabric softner. Should be smelling good as new.
Kalipczo 21
Well that's rude. I mean, I guess I'd be sort of cranky/irritable myself if I had to sleep on something like that, but pissing down someone's back is uncalled for.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
You didn't say to keep YOU clean;)
SuperDanielNL 23
Make the hungry eat the homeless?
Lazy_Genius_77 9
Gross! I feel sorry for you.