Health: Today, it's the 11th day of my migraine. I've drunk enough water... - FML

Nearly

01/10/2021 22:55

Today, I just had the best sex in all my life. After that, my ex-girlfriend dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 2

28/09/2021 01:05

Today, I found out my dog of 11 years has very severe cancer. Her spleen, which has swollen to the size of a football, had a small rupture a day ago and would fatally within a week, we'll be putting her down tomorrow. FML

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Spicy

Spicy

Weird flex, but OK

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 08:01

Spicy

Today, I’m aware that comparing yourself too much to other people can make you unhappy. I now learned that the same goes for comparing yourself to objects. For example, between myself and the shared toilet in my student house, guess who has the most pubic hair? FML

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Nice try, though

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 20:00

Spicy

Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 152

16/06/2018 20:30

Today, it's the 11th day of my migraine. I've drunk enough water to piss crystal clear, eaten every type of food there is, slept for days, and tried every remedy in my medicine cabinet. Nothing made a dent in the splitting pain. FML

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Stop talking!

Barf

Grossed out

Tradlife blues

By Anemity_is_my_name - 17/05/2021 00:01

Today, I wish I could go back to living alone in a van, sleeping, eating, and showering in the truck stop that's near my job. I've tried to be a model husband and father for over a decade, and am left depressed, and exhausted. I love them all just enough to not actually abandon them. FML

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02/01/2018 19:00

Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the new year cleanse I was hoping for. FML

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Frustrated at work

By stillhorny - 11/08/2021 10:01

Spicy

Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML

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You deserved it 159

29/05/2015 10:58

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

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23/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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You deserved it 8 294

10/06/2016 19:18

Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML

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You deserved it 1 970

14/06/2009 17:53

Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 580

You deserved it 3 902

09/02/2014 14:36

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

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You deserved it 8 309

10/12/2011 02:55

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

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You deserved it 4 432

09/07/2009 05:17

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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You deserved it 7 705

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 427

18/05/2009 08:48

Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML

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You deserved it 3 664

30/05/2012 05:25

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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22/05/2012 07:34

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

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You deserved it 38 959

Not coming out yet, sorry

By KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt - 17/04/2021 02:00

Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML

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You deserved it 166

Good girl

By StarvedForAffection - 13/01/2021 17:01

Spicy

Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML

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23/05/2016 10:49

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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You deserved it 1 242

24/12/2015 06:10

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

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16/12/2012 19:15

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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24/12/2014 05:56

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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05/10/2014 16:02

Today, the guy I really like acknowledged my existence for the first time. Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc". FML

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24/11/2008 06:08

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

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13/04/2009 20:09

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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19/09/2011 10:16

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

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22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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You deserved it 399

22/08/2015 00:29

Today, my sister got promoted to manager at the store we both work at. Since company policy states that siblings can't work at the same store if one of them is a manager, I was let go. FML

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You deserved it 1 819

08/08/2014 12:26

Today, as a last resort for my back problems, I tried acupuncture. After the needles were placed and the doctor had left, I couldn't move for 30 minutes. I had a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 5 044

10/11/2016 21:39

Today, I replaced my dating apps with food apps cause at least someone will show up after I use the food apps. FML

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You deserved it 953

11/07/2016 15:05

Today, my husband told me I couldn't go to my morning yoga class, because he needed to leave for work at 7:30 am sharp, and I wouldn't be back in time to watch our son. It's 8:05 am and he still hasn't left for work. FML

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You deserved it 1 431

26/03/2018 12:00

Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML

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You deserved it 2 086

16/08/2012 14:30

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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You deserved it 6 796

08/02/2009 01:23

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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You deserved it 3 818

02/08/2019 02:00

Spicy

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 831

You deserved it 260

30/06/2011 23:08

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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You deserved it 63 883

20/04/2013 13:43

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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You deserved it 8 212

13/04/2013 00:14

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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You deserved it 19 801

25/03/2011 11:55

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

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You deserved it 4 170

05/02/2011 16:33

Today, I found out that my sister is going to spend the last two months of her pregancy in my house to be with my mother. She's bringing with her her three wild children. The visit also happens to coincide with my end of year examinations in May and June. FML

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11/05/2011 05:48

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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azouwa 26

Monday 4 June 2018 13:07

See a Dr.

interesting33 36

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Monday 4 June 2018 17:17

as stated. please see a doctor. even if it is costly.

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azouwa 26

Monday 4 June 2018 13:07

See a Dr.

Jurbla 14

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Saturday 16 June 2018 21:42

Agreed. This sounds very possible, if not probable, that something else is going on in your body beyond a standard migraine that needs medical attention, and you've already passed the "wait and see" period. Time to at least get it checked out.

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Monday 4 June 2018 17:17

as stated. please see a doctor. even if it is costly.

interesting33 36

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Monday 4 June 2018 17:17

this is worth it

CrazedSanity 17

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Tuesday 5 June 2018 3:22

Definitely see a doctor! An 11 day migraine isn't normal and you shouldn't have to be in this much pain.

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Tuesday 5 June 2018 17:52

That's not a migraine, that's a tumor.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

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Saturday 16 June 2018 23:01

Could be. Could be other stuff. But OP should DEFINITELY seek medical attention. 11 Days is way past the "It'll propably go away by itself in a few days"-period...

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Saturday 16 June 2018 20:58

This one’s hard to make a joke about. Get to an ER and worry about the cost later.

bsshooter 14

Saturday 16 June 2018 23:44

even dick is being serious get help

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 17 June 2018 1:23

I know, right?!?! I come here to make jokes and not give legit advice. This one is too sad to have fun with.

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Sunday 17 June 2018 18:45

i never thought i see the day he was legitimately concerned and not crack a joke

real life problems 26

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Saturday 16 June 2018 21:26

Maybe it's all just in your head

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

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Saturday 16 June 2018 23:02

No, just... No...

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Saturday 16 June 2018 21:30

Plan to see a doctor. Previously I’ve had a migraine for over 30 days in a row. I can’t remember exactly what cocktail of shots they give you if you go to the ER, but I know one is Benadryl. So try Benadryl. Or also try Excedrin Migraine. I take a couple prescriptions now.

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Saturday 16 June 2018 21:47

Consult a neurologist immediately! It might be nothing just you suffering from chronic migraines and yes over the counter painkillers won’t make a dent. Or it might be an underlying condition. Your dr might order an MRI and other tests. I have chronic migraines and consulted three different neurologists to be told the same thing and put on a regiment of preventative medicine as well as triptans when i have an attack. I also try to avoid triggers (excessive alcohol, lack of sleep, smoke, stress etc.) but don’t stay like this. The pain is unbearable and can cause nausea and vomiting and is crippling. You can’t do anything. Even the most mundane activities become excruciating. Get well soon!

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Saturday 16 June 2018 22:39

While it is possible to have a headache such as a tension headache for ten days or more, it is HIGHLY recommended that you see a doctor. You really need a CT scan pronto.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

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Saturday 16 June 2018 23:03

CT of the Brain. Good one!

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Sunday 17 June 2018 4:25

CT scans are used becaue "This helps doctors diagnose tumors, infections, brain damage, bleeding in the brain and other possible medical problems that may be causing headaches". - Mayo Clinic

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Saturday 16 June 2018 22:43

sorry OP, unfortunately it is a bad news in the horizon for you.. sometimes the worst things happen to the best of us..