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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

#4 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:07pm by sugarbabyxoxo

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hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

#5 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:10pm by deathartisan

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