Sex and Intimacy: Dirty talk

Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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Same thing different taste

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:07

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

deathartisan 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:10

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

Comments

masterrbASIAN 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:54

fight fire with fire " mayonnaise all over my body! "

eradicator178 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:09

Good grief, how lame!!

KingsBlade 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:27

might of been a turn on for him maybe?

Misguided_Ghost 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:27

you should have just stopped got up and look at him and say no then walk away. that would have made him feel stupid.

imdeborah 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:46

how is this an FML?

BATjr 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:53

that's awesome

azreal_13 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:19

haha my boyfriends would do the Same

wtf20007 10

Thursday 25 February 2010 7:13

boyfriends?? you have Many?

13__Loki__13 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 6:23

Cockmeat sandwich makes it's own sauce ;P Seriously - dump him, he's a loser. Sandwich? Really? I have said some dumb shit in the heat of the moment but nothing quite that stupid. You should have stopped right there and left.