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Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6646) - you deserved it (16656)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by depressed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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why would you f**k a drunk girl anyways that's like rape

#1 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:07am by zebra_pillow

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YDI for trying to get it from a drunk chick... so... wrong!

#2 - On 02/22/2010 at 10:07am by its_milly_silly

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