Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
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mcicycool
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that's just creepy.. I say gtfo of there
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MoonyIce
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It was likely just some animals having sex. When they're mating, a lot of animals - foxes especially - can sound rather horrifyingly like a human in distress.
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Dopeyrox
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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sammy22
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right- how is this an fml...? what happened after the screaming?
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humorizer
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I've heard this before. Turns out it was just a possessed demon cat.
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Bloodbathandbeyo
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it's not. OP ydi for posting this as an FML
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bleedinginside
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ouch getting ma douba barrel
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jeepster7874
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did you think to see if some one needed help?
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wilkshire13
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many serial killers use the sound of a child crying to lure their victims out of theirs homes, this is more common when they no there victim is alone
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brianred5
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and....?
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boomboompow1985
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that wud make me shaaaat in my pants. spoookkkiiieee. happy Halloween everyone.
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FireNinja
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I agree with #1. how is it a fml? so what you where woken in the middle of your sleep by some strange crying in your property in the middle of the night.
if anything I'd say the OP got scared because of this.
SCARDY CAT! be a man and grow a pair.
if anything I'd say the OP got scared because of this.
SCARDY CAT! be a man and grow a pair.
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Hunts160
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I don't get it do u have stalker?
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sugarbabyxoxo
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@31 yes I was going to say that!
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MQ_was_here
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Okay how the hell is this not creepy? Maybe because of my culture it's literally in my blood to be scared of spirits and whatnot but this would have scared me pretty bad. But then again like someone pointed put, it could have been an animal in heat. Or you could have a whole set of entities living outside your house. =/
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MQ_was_here
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Btw, Ed Gein, the dude who was the inspiration behind "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" used to live in this crazy-small town in WI and the houses were miles apart. Now of course his neigbors had no idea he kept carcass's and skinned-up furniture in there.
I'd be scared. Very, very scared.
I'd be scared. Very, very scared.
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nates0210
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it's an fml because the ops house is haunted!
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freddie784
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he posted because he problably wached the grudge that night and just finished and heard the crying
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felttip
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Yes, I thought it sounded horror-filmish too...
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lmfao1643
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Two suggestins get a gun, or a Priest
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Menick47
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Cuz his house is haunted? Duh!
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rawriown
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cuz he or she was scared shitless... n it might be a witch
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thundercats29
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Creepy, but why an FML? Did you think to see if maybe someone was injured outside?
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skullbashd
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it's an fml cuz it's a witch from left for dead
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UberFail79
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Or get my pastor. Two-for-one!
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marine10_fml
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go to he'll 62 he didint say he was scared
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bforblanca
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No its just the sound that cats make when there having sex
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mikaljames
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thats what I thot
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fmlsoobad
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it's pedobear!! yes he watches you masterbate at night and was horrified so he screamed war else do you expect
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joker141
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cats do sound scary when they're bumpin uglies lol
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succubusprime
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That's when you take a baseball bat and put the cat out of it's misery. Doesn't it know about the noise disturbance laws in your respective town?
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tazzy8775
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FYI when a couger "meows" is sounds like a baby crying
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goarrows
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@156 heartless much?!
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iheart655
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ohhmyyfuckingggod that's reallyy creepy..because I've heard that kidnappers use the sound of a crying child or running water to draw people outside! hope you are ohkay, op.
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tedwin223
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win
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ILikePopCorn
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this FML is a complete fail.
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akotus
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its an FML because this means they have:
A) A stalker
B) A mental issue
C) A serial killer
D) A crazy person living under the floor boards >.>
E) Some other sketchy thing
think about it before you say its not an FML
A) A stalker
B) A mental issue
C) A serial killer
D) A crazy person living under the floor boards >.>
E) Some other sketchy thing
think about it before you say its not an FML
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thebesterone
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don't startle the witch, it might go crazy and beat u senseless, now, u can try I u fits a friend to help u up
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peacefullly
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#15 lol I read that book
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Mikeymikey
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hahahaha... another fan of FIPTPT ;)
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loski87
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you idiot this isn't an fml
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x3molover
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omg. lol. u just scared me an I live in between city and town..
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yoourface
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i think this is am fml cuz someone prolly got killed outside his house orrr, theres some creep trying to lure him.
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omg_thats_funny
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it can be an fml because the poster has really annoying neighbors I guess? :)
sucks for u OP
sucks for u OP
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tookietookie123
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Tell me about it... I know exactly how horrifying that is...
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boyguydudemalema
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go back to sleep?
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StoryOfTheYear
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omg 31 that just creeps the living shit outta me
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FMLowLife
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I get it! A BABY crying... that sucks.... Indeed FYL OP...
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TomasT
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Yeah, I also want to know the rest of the story.
Did he get out to look? What was it?
My guess is an animal, though...
Did he get out to look? What was it?
My guess is an animal, though...
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puppiesarecute
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what does OP mean??
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rubix910
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#113, you win at everything forever because you play L4D!
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pipp360
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la llorona
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Yankeepunk
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lol that just made me laugh. whats the rest of the story anyways
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rachel7482
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I don't get this FML
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blahthing
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^This. Most people who hear a crying child/injured animal (or anything like someone needing help) will come out to help the poor thing. It's not that hard to get a recording and stick it at the door step.
It's just plain creepy if there are no houses nearby.
EDIT: this was supposed to be a reply to #31 :/
It's just plain creepy if there are no houses nearby.
EDIT: this was supposed to be a reply to #31 :/
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iLoveTeraaa
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holyyyyyyy shit scary
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blankaex
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Technically, it's a target until they actually get murdered. Not a victim.
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Brendan3693
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stfu 183
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fuckyalol
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156 your a dumb fuck
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agsilver
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what If its a girl, DICK?
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agsilver
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OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! it's an FML because someone in his neighborhood Is maybe being hurt so badly that their screams carry at least a mile! and he could be next. DUH!
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softball1432
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172-- so is your picture
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firefighter_mike
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I'm glad 31 was here to educate us on that
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Soreeyeah
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Original post?
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EdenLis
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Creepy! D:
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smoshiee
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Learn to spell.
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smoshiee
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As well are you.
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mcicycool
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that's just creepy.. I say gtfo of there
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killerviral
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IDE go and cry with the person
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theian01
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Turn those lights out! Witch!
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killerviral
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shoot da bitch lol
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killerviral
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oh shit u startled the witch Francis u dumb bastard lol.
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HIJKay
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Fuckin' Francis, man.
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Darraghscoot
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ma friends call me coach!
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nobridgejustwate
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Did I ever tell you bout the time me and my friend Keith heard some sumbitch cryin' outside? Well, Keith took his double-barrel...
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skullbashd
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Ellis is this really the time?
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Moscow_fml
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Gimme my tailybone!
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00pedro00
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OP don't worry as long as you don't shine your flashlight at her or throw a molatov at her the witch won't viciously tear you to shreds.
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fairymacabre
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is that a fucking pug in a darth vader costume?beast mode! :D
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pandabearsmiles
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10-
THERE
IS
NO
FUCKING
"E"
IN
I'D.
IT'S A CONJUGATION OF "I" AND "WOULD". THERE'S NO "E" IN THOSE, EITHER.
GAHHHHH!!
hjskahdjxjsuxjjd!!!
THERE
IS
NO
FUCKING
"E"
IN
I'D.
IT'S A CONJUGATION OF "I" AND "WOULD". THERE'S NO "E" IN THOSE, EITHER.
GAHHHHH!!
hjskahdjxjsuxjjd!!!
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CoGhostRider
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Could be a panther they sound a lot like a baby crying
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berryjones11024
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That's how a serial killer killed woman. The lady thought there was a baby outside, but it was actually a recording, when the lady would go outside the killer would strike.
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APenguin
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Sounds like a good horror novel. But you should of gone to investigate.
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BadPinkKitty07
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that would make a great horror novel. seriously, I am dying to find out what happens next!
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x_HELLo_tHERE_x
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Don't you know the horror movie rules? One of the 1st is never investigate!
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ALegitNinja
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Agreed. OP should've reached for his double barrel.
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loski87
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I agree with 111. run first ask questions later
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pipp360
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time for the ol pipe bomb
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zebra_pillow
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omg I would freak the friutloops out!!
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ilovechuux13
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I read this while eating fruitloops hahah :D
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quietlytearful
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freak the fruit loops out? haha. I'm tottally saying that instead of just "freak out" next time.
"Gosh, my teacher freaked the fruitloops out when I didn't do my homework"
"jeez, no need to freak the fruitloops out cause I stuck your toothbrush in the toilet!"
lol. fruitloops ftw! :D
"Gosh, my teacher freaked the fruitloops out when I didn't do my homework"
"jeez, no need to freak the fruitloops out cause I stuck your toothbrush in the toilet!"
lol. fruitloops ftw! :D
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UKfan97
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hows this an fml?
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peasonearth
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because it's known for serial killers to lure their victims out with a tape of someone/ a baby crying so they would come outside and then be kidnapped or killed. lolol
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iammclovin2010
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that's some crazy shit man good luck and pray that's nothing bad happens to you.
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thecbake4
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This is like a horror movie level of creepyness.
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nichole91
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could've been a dog, I lived out in the middle of nowhere before and I've heard it too
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spazz1824
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lynx cry litle a human baby. it's the sound they make. very very creepy.
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FearTheManta
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I hope you got a shotgun, it sounds like a Witch problem. You might want to consider moving before the neighbors pop round for some brains...
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UrNotFunny
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L4D hahaha
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Dead_Bunny213
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l4d is god! xD
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BasketGhost
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Hopefully he doesn't live near a sugar mill, or this could become a reoccurring problem.
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MadeOfAwesome
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Maybe they were crying because they couldn't find a way in?
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CheddarBug8
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Jesus fucking christ