I did a sex

By Anonymous - 17/05/2021 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML
I agree, your life sucks 413
You deserved it 1 165

Same thing different taste

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Sweetie 5


Ambrily 27

At least you didn't puke on her... Did you?

Sweetie 5
Jon Tessler 14

her FML reads, "ex bf passed out mid pump, pushed him off, finished myself, left him with blue balls, and kicked him to the curb".

bleachedraven 14
Never Let Go 15

If she didn’t dump you after that you’re still a winner, OP