I did a sex

By Anonymous - 17/05/2021 05:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML
I agree, your life sucks 372
You deserved it 1 030

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Whiskey dick is hit or miss, sir

Waiting for her FML. 🤣

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Whiskey dick is hit or miss, sir

At least you didn't puke on her... Did you?

Waiting for her FML. 🤣

her FML reads, "ex bf passed out mid pump, pushed him off, finished myself, left him with blue balls, and kicked him to the curb".

bleachedraven 14

priceless 🤣

Never Let Go 13

If she didn’t dump you after that you’re still a winner, OP