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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24531) - you deserved it (5215)

On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version

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I haven't ever had sex in 19 years. Shut up.

#14 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:25pm by fourzerofour

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#19 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:21am by RatIsKing

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