he probably used it before returning it. think about that the next time your lonely

I agree with#4 & #6 - at least you didn't get the typical parent "Masturbations healthy, even I do it too...." lecture you've probably read about on here.... LOL!

Could be worse. At least it was your vibrator that he put back.

O_O

Agree with #5, I have had the akward "Masturbation is healthy" conversation a few times before, It was wierd with my Doctor, but even worse with my mom, and even more akward how my dad always leaves the house a couple of hours before i go out to the bars, he says: "Get it all out now so you dont make my mistake when you dont want to wear a dome" (I am his mistake)

#7 is bad enough to be a FML.

hahahaah oh god. i took my friend's out from her hiding spot under her bed, turned it on, and threw it at another friend of mine. She caught it, stared at it vibrating in her hands for a second, and then started screaming :D hahaha

at least he didn't care and just put it back. The worst thing that could happen is ur dad take it and use it in front of you.

At least he didn't want to "talk" about it.

go #7 :P