FML : Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it...

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Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sam / Friday 28 November 2008 08:50 / France

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By krovek42 | 0

#86495 - Monday 6 April 2009 10:01

hahahaah oh god. i took my friend's out from her hiding spot under her bed, turned it on, and threw it at another friend of mine. She caught it, stared at it vibrating in her hands for a second, and then started screaming :D hahaha

By mikeloyst | 0

#37803 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:42

Agree with #5, I have had the akward "Masturbation is healthy" conversation a few times before, It was wierd with my Doctor, but even worse with my mom, and even more akward how my dad always leaves the house a couple of hours before i go out to the bars, he says: "Get it all out now so you dont make my mistake when you dont want to wear a dome" (I am his mistake)

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By greenman_fml | 0

#124 - Wednesday 4 February 2009 14:41

he probably used it before returning it. think about that the next time your lonely

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ajeppsen | 25

#4310340 - Sunday 15 April 2012 23:37

It's her dad

By prophetsam | 12

#6326 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 7:47

I agree with#4 & #6 - at least you didn't get the typical parent "Masturbations healthy, even I do it too...." lecture you've probably read about on here.... LOL!

By elfknight | 0

#10715 - Monday 2 March 2009 7:06

Could be worse. At least it was your vibrator that he put back.

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crackz12 | 10

#3415269 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 0:17

As opposed to what?

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isuckok | 11

#5758126 - Sunday 17 November 2013 23:41

Somebody else's.

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GoldFishPony | 21

#6064273 - Saturday 13 September 2014 22:22

Condoms

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30909 - Saturday 14 March 2009 4:58

O_O

By mikeloyst | 0

#37803 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:42

Agree with #5, I have had the akward "Masturbation is healthy" conversation a few times before, It was wierd with my Doctor, but even worse with my mom, and even more akward how my dad always leaves the house a couple of hours before i go out to the bars, he says: "Get it all out now so you dont make my mistake when you dont want to wear a dome" (I am his mistake)

By daviekatz | 0

#57465 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:39

#7 is bad enough to be a FML.

By krovek42 | 0

#86495 - Monday 6 April 2009 10:01

hahahaah oh god. i took my friend's out from her hiding spot under her bed, turned it on, and threw it at another friend of mine. She caught it, stared at it vibrating in her hands for a second, and then started screaming :D hahaha

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ifuckuprandomly | 28

#6647985 - Tuesday 12 July 2016 0:51

I sort of did the same with my girlfriends vibrator, only I threw it at her friend when she wouldn't shut up during a movie.

By ur_life_sucks | 0

#108881 - Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:40

at least he didn't care and just put it back. The worst thing that could happen is ur dad take it and use it in front of you.

By Time2Remission | 0

#114533 - Thursday 16 April 2009 1:23

At least he didn't want to "talk" about it.

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DarksideDoll | 31

#6066044 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 6:52

Agreed. Maybe he'll choose to "forget" about it. Never underestimate the power of denial.

By saba_fml | 0

#123500 - Sunday 19 April 2009 3:09

go #7 :P

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