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Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML


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On 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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He probably would've stopped his shower for a minute so you could use the toilet. I know it may be embarrassing, especially with him being a new bf and all, but seriously? Shitting in a bag?

#3 - On 01/30/2014 at 4:59am by audreys510

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Hahahahahaha! Oh my lorddddd. What did you do with the bag though?

#6 - On 01/30/2014 at 5:01am by telli164

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