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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
I agree, my mouse works.
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YDI Master
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50 quality comments
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A new thumb
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

29%
One more and it's business time
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Mkcontrollers's favorite FMLs

Today, I had just sat down in the lobby of my doctor's office when my phone alerted me that I had a friend request. I checked; it was from some girl from high school. I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp. She was sitting across from me. FML

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By emydoll / Monday 28 April 2014 03:28 / United States - Honolulu

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:20 / United States - Reno

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Teiu88 - / Sunday 20 October 2013 14:34 / Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

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By LagSwitchFTW - / Friday 25 January 2013 22:19 / United Kingdom

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By methane overload - / Saturday 19 January 2013 01:32 / United States

mkcontrollers

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Perfectionist

Socialite

Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Judgmental

Up and coming moderator

Consolation prize

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

It's in the can!

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time