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Weren't there two girls?

By Megan - 19/03/2018 01:30

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

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Kinky.

By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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Allie614032 34

Monday 19 March 2018 2:15

Was it really that far from the house?? I'd much rather walk five minutes or less than pee, let alone have diarrhea, in a cup outside.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 March 2018 2:08

Gosh! I have so much to learn about female anatomy and physiology. As a male, pee and diarrhea feel very different on the inside. I’m mystified!

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 March 2018 2:08

Gosh! I have so much to learn about female anatomy and physiology. As a male, pee and diarrhea feel very different on the inside. I’m mystified!

Allie614032 34

Monday 19 March 2018 2:15

Was it really that far from the house?? I'd much rather walk five minutes or less than pee, let alone have diarrhea, in a cup outside.

Glowworm56 26

Monday 19 March 2018 2:39

When you're having lots of fun, but it isn't number one, diarrhea! Diarrhea!

NicF13 2

Monday 19 March 2018 20:42

I bet I'm one of the few who catches the Dave Chappelle reference here either way it made me laugh

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 20 March 2018 0:25

Truth be told, the "Diarrhea Song" has been around longer than Dave Chapelle. (Never knew he did a segment on it) I recall kids singing it once while in the after school program years ago. Thought I'd make up my own verse that was fitting.

Boyufd 24

Monday 19 March 2018 3:17

What a shitty situation

bigdaddyeric 35

Monday 19 March 2018 4:26

You said you had to pee, where did this diarrhea suddenly appear from? And isn’t at a bit lazy to not want to walk a few feet? SMH for your generation...