By Megan - 19/3/2018 01:30

Weren't there two girls?

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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By Allie614032 | 34

#7612987 - Monday 19 March 2018 2:15

Was it really that far from the house?? I'd much rather walk five minutes or less than pee, let alone have diarrhea, in a cup outside.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7612985 - Monday 19 March 2018 2:08

Gosh! I have so much to learn about female anatomy and physiology. As a male, pee and diarrhea feel very different on the inside. I’m mystified!

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7612985 - Monday 19 March 2018 2:08

Gosh! I have so much to learn about female anatomy and physiology. As a male, pee and diarrhea feel very different on the inside. I’m mystified!

By Allie614032 | 34

#7612987 - Monday 19 March 2018 2:15

Was it really that far from the house?? I'd much rather walk five minutes or less than pee, let alone have diarrhea, in a cup outside.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7612992 - Monday 19 March 2018 2:39

When you're having lots of fun, but it isn't number one, diarrhea! Diarrhea!

NicF13 | 2

#7613270 - Monday 19 March 2018 20:42

I bet I'm one of the few who catches the Dave Chappelle reference here either way it made me laugh

Glowworm56 | 25

#7613334 - Tuesday 20 March 2018 0:25

Truth be told, the "Diarrhea Song" has been around longer than Dave Chapelle. (Never knew he did a segment on it) I recall kids singing it once while in the after school program years ago.
Thought I'd make up my own verse that was fitting.

By Boyufd | 19

#7612994 - Monday 19 March 2018 3:17

What a shitty situation

By bigdaddyeric | 30

#7612996 - Monday 19 March 2018 4:26

You said you had to pee, where did this diarrhea suddenly appear from? And isn’t at a bit lazy to not want to walk a few feet? SMH for your generation...