Weren't there two girls?

By Megan - 19/03/2018 01:30

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
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Allie614032 34
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Was it really that far from the house?? I'd much rather walk five minutes or less than pee, let alone have diarrhea, in a cup outside.

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RichardPencil 30
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Gosh! I have so much to learn about female anatomy and physiology. As a male, pee and diarrhea feel very different on the inside. I’m mystified!

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RichardPencil 30
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Gosh! I have so much to learn about female anatomy and physiology. As a male, pee and diarrhea feel very different on the inside. I’m mystified!

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Allie614032 34
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Was it really that far from the house?? I'd much rather walk five minutes or less than pee, let alone have diarrhea, in a cup outside.

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Glowworm56 26
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When you're having lots of fun, but it isn't number one, diarrhea! Diarrhea!

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NicF13 2

I bet I'm one of the few who catches the Dave Chappelle reference here either way it made me laugh

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Glowworm56 26
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Truth be told, the "Diarrhea Song" has been around longer than Dave Chapelle. (Never knew he did a segment on it) I recall kids singing it once while in the after school program years ago. Thought I'd make up my own verse that was fitting.

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Boyufd 24

What a shitty situation

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bigdaddyeric 35

You said you had to pee, where did this diarrhea suddenly appear from? And isn’t at a bit lazy to not want to walk a few feet? SMH for your generation...

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raven_of_azarath 34
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I’m a part of the generation you slander, and I will travel any distance for a suitable bathroom, thank you very much.

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timinator5000 28
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Thanks for ruining the housing market and the economy grandpa.

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Dark♡Twisty 8

☝️👏👏

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chosha_fml 25
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If you were going outside, why did you need the cup?

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Eheath12Jheath14 8

so it didn't splash back up onto her legs and ankles.

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Catlover1130 14

You deserve it just based on the fact that you were too damn lazy to go into the house.

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JillianJuneBug 39

Were you planning to hold onto your cup of pee until you went back into the house?

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Donut_Wizard 23

With the title this post was given, how are we supposed to leave clever comments when the best has already been already taken?

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BTK4399 14

Sounds like a shitty situation

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