Confinement, episode 3774

By S3XY_SiNG3R - 11/04/2020 02:00

Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
I agree, your life sucks 753
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Rude to try and make him go at 1 am

You're sending your boyfriend out for toilet paper? While he's out, maybe he can also pick up some unicorn tears and Sasquatch burgers. Just jump in the full body bidet, ya douche!

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You're sending your boyfriend out for toilet paper? While he's out, maybe he can also pick up some unicorn tears and Sasquatch burgers. Just jump in the full body bidet, ya douche!

Rude to try and make him go at 1 am

Not that the stores are even open.

24-hr gas stations are open, so they might have some esp. those along the highways/ freeways catering to semi drivers/ truckers.

It sounds like he has a lot more sense than you do!

Yeah (*☻-☻*) Had woken up cranky cause work & shit. Eh-heh... (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) I was pmsin’ too. but yeah no, my b.

He probably has a T shirt or old pair of UW laying around

So rinse off in the shower. That's what happens when you don't plan and look for toilet paper. Go to walmart around 7am and there will be some on the shelf.

Well he’s right. Stores usually aren’t open at 1am, so what else was he supposed to say?

YDI for planning ahead & buying some earlier that day ... NOT!

Americans need to stop using toilet paper anyway and start using bidets!! I never realized how much of a footprint we have with something that just smears poop on your butthole... and if you have hair there... goodness dingleberries prolly too- since you will have poo and paper in your hair. I personally always use wipes that I put into the trash next to the toilet which leaves an even bigger footprint. I am ordering a bidet since when you really think about it, that’s truly better for your body, your health and the world resources. Look up how many trees and gallons of water it takes to make toilet paper then think of the resources it is to get to the store and then you driving to get it from the store! You only really need one in each house and use that one bathroom for pooping— women who have kids know that your able to use that squeeze bottle with warm water to rinse off when you pee and men don’t wipe after peeing (maybe some do?) if you can’t afford a bidet in each bathroom. I’m sure it takes some getting used to but smarter countries have been using them for ages and here we are in the USA walking around with dirty buttholes!!! On to your “FML” in a pinch hop in the bath and run water on your butt— use soap even if you want... if you don’t wanna take a shower then squat without pants on under the faucet... what surprises me even... didn’t you not notice no toilet paper before sitting down to use the toilet? You have old clothes you can cut into squares or even a washcloth to wet and clean yourself with if you don’t want to hop in the bath/shower. Your lack of planning does not become your boyfriends (or anyone else’s) problem. Grow up, your not a child anymore— take care of your own butthole. 💩

Wow... you must be a college professor

Being low on toilet paper is never a secret. YDI