Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
by -.- / 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm / United States / Intimacy
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Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.
#4 - On 08/25/2013 at 3:23am by CorDa616
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We see he has priorities in order
#5 - On 08/25/2013 at 3:24am by redwrath
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