Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
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Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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CorDa616 22
Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.
redwrath 16
We see he has priorities in order
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Comments (110)
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Shower is like one of the hottest places to have sex, wtf is wrong with him lol.
Enslaved 38
My boyfriend and I have opposite water temperature settings so showering isn't as much fun for us. Plus he thinks I'm a shower head hogger. ):
perdix 31
#14, maybe that's exactly the reason: It was too hot. Some prefer sex in cooler environments so that the sharing of body heat adds to the pleasure.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Well USUALLY the shower is a hot place to do it but when your niece jumps out at you every time you get in shouting "I SAW YOUR BOOBS!!" it really does become quite a turn off...
knotcool 15
#14: Maybe in a tub shower, but in the standing room only shower, it's a bit cramped, no fun at all.
Enslaved 38
Well, he's clean now so go make it clearer what you really want! :P
supertacowaffle 41
You asked him to take a shower, nothing more, next time maybe drop a few hints about what you want to do ;)
Archay 13
Or drop the soap, eh?
mFUNdo21 17
clearly he's not very good at taking hints...
supertacowaffle 41
Dropping the soap aswell, that may work
mangoboy1 19
I see he doesn't like getting dirty.
FMLkoala 28
I see what you did there
ligerzero459 24
He probably thought you were saying he was dirty and needed a showers. Then again, I'd never pass up that opportunity. FYL
catsaregreatmeow 10
What's this whole thing about having to be suggestive? YOURE DATING, if you want sex tell him. That's the whole point of being in a relationship, being upfront and being able to tell each other what you want without feeling uncomfortable or having to be suggestive.
SweetJTBR 22
Being subtle can be sexy though... In my opinion anyway.
ClaireWinchester 17
Sounds sexy
bikramkohli 11
Me thinks you need to work on your suggesting skills. Me thinks you also should've have been more assertive. In the shower. Me thinks no one cares what me thinks.
vehementbitch 4
you're right.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
No no.. Phrase it properly 63... Me thinks you're right!
etishuman22 32
Maybe he just thought you were trying to conserve water?
Ambient25 25
Yes, that must be the reason. You're good...
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Well isn't that the reason every couple showers together?? Maybe that's why my boyfriend always seems frustrated after out showers...
etishuman22 32
Sarcasm, people.
davincidasecond 24
Nope.