Today, my boyfriend's dick is broken. We used to have an amazing sex life but because he won't take care of his jock itch, and his skin keeps cracking every time there's any pulling on his junk, I haven't really been laid in almost a year and a half. FML
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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
That's honestly disgusting. If he doesn't treat it soon, do leave him. Communicate with him and tell him you miss sex and care about his health. If he refuses, it's time to go find a new **** to bounce on.
Hangryko 32
If he's had jock itch for a year and a half without any treatment, leave him. Antibiotics likely won't cure it now. I've never heard of such a high level of manchildishness.
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Hangryko 32
If he's had jock itch for a year and a half without any treatment, leave him. Antibiotics likely won't cure it now. I've never heard of such a high level of manchildishness.
cuz803 46
That's honestly disgusting. If he doesn't treat it soon, do leave him. Communicate with him and tell him you miss sex and care about his health. If he refuses, it's time to go find a new **** to bounce on.
JackWood 21
Gross
RichardPencil 32
Why would you want that fungus-laden rod anywhere near your vag?
Brightside86 31
That sounds like some sort of mental condition. Jock itch is super cheap and quick to cure. $10, a pill a day for a week and done.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your (horrible/nonexistent) sex life aside, that could be a serious health issue. It warrants a trip to the doctor for sure. Why would he not take care of that? It can't be pleasant to endure. Ick.