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Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19810) - you deserved it (53384)

On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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Name tags my friend. Name tags.

#1 - On 12/25/2012 at 9:57am by Conasaur

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why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? isnt that what youre there for?

#4 - On 12/25/2012 at 10:04am by funnyguy2697

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