By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!

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WhatTheFuq 0

This reminds me of my senior year in high school.

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Perdition 4

I think they did- going by their profile pictures, I'd say they were made for each other.

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WhatTheFuq 0

lol. Why is everyone hating on my pic. 25 was that sign pouting toward a window to your sisters room?

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WhatTheFuq 0

lol. 25 you'r a funny kid, and is that sign pointing to your sister's window?

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WhatTheFuq 0

I hate my phone. x.x. sorry for double post.

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Perdition 4

Lololol. Look at the two lovebirds trying to troll. Hey, geniuses, it's a snowboard. Last I checked, it's very different thing from a sign. Go back to enjoying your silent guido love for each other.

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daisydukes95 0

[Account banned for repeatedly uploading **** as their display picture despite multiple warnings] Original comment: that's happened to. me before.... except he was rubbing my breast and he almost ripped out my nipple ring.. it was sore for like a month :(

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FarSide 22

Not to worry OP. He is a highly trained TSA employee

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Icyyy 0

Troll, I was looking at your profile pic, and then my alarm went off - the ringtone was set as a dog bark. o_o

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jackygirl2 0

you have a weak wannabe six pack.

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

haha calm down #8 . for all yu kno , he could hav only one eye and five nipples on his face :O

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Sun_Kissed18 25

That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!

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Zmeilerr 22

I think **** would be a more appropriate word.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

probably :P but I say frick

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CalebEatsZombies 2

This sounds like the movie the room mate :3

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Degrassi_Girl97 0

ha ewww was he cute?

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

does cute override creepy? I mean I know ugly multiplies creepy, but i'd hardly think OP should accept that behavior from anybody, regardless of looks

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tencentsakiss 19

I wouldn't care if he looked like the most attractive man in the world. I'd get the **** out of there.

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smashgrab 0

Time to change the locks and find a new roommate!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

She deserves it for being attractive. Many steps she could take to avoid this burden. YDI op! (;

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stronghand0331 17

Ah yes, I'm sure Jack The Ripper was quite the gentleman as well.

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l2spellbud 0

Actually he was. All the real 'suspects' (not the phony 'crazies') were considered rich gentlemen. Jack wasn't crazy, he just didn't like prostitutes. I doubt a ***** is a lady, so wouldn't it be a gentlemen thing to do by taking her out? Think about it.

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domolovesyoshi 33

I think I might need more therapy because that made a lot of sense, it's actually creepy how much sense that made.

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lolztaz 0

get outa there and find a new roommate

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