Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Good times(:
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Good times(:
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WhatTheFuq
| 0
This reminds me of my senior year in high school.
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funktown
| 2
did u 2 wake up to eachother?
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Perdition
| 4
I think they did- going by their profile pictures, I'd say they were made for each other.
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WhatTheFuq
| 0
lol. Why is everyone hating on my pic. 25 was that sign pouting toward a window to your sisters room?
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WhatTheFuq
| 0
lol. 25 you'r a funny kid, and is that sign pointing to your sister's window?
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WhatTheFuq
| 0
I hate my phone. x.x. sorry for double post.
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Perdition
| 4
Lololol. Look at the two lovebirds trying to troll.
Hey, geniuses, it's a snowboard. Last I checked, it's very different thing from a sign.
Go back to enjoying your silent guido love for each other.
Hey, geniuses, it's a snowboard. Last I checked, it's very different thing from a sign.
Go back to enjoying your silent guido love for each other.
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daisydukes95
| 0
[Account banned for repeatedly uploading porn as their display picture despite multiple warnings]
Original comment:
that's happened to. me before.... except he was rubbing my breast and he almost ripped out my nipple ring.. it was sore for like a month :(
Original comment:
that's happened to. me before.... except he was rubbing my breast and he almost ripped out my nipple ring.. it was sore for like a month :(
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
We may have a situation here!!!
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FarSide
| 22
Not to worry OP. He is a highly trained TSA employee
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Icyyy
| 0
Troll, I was looking at your profile
pic, and then my alarm went off - the ringtone was set as a dog bark. o_o
pic, and then my alarm went off - the ringtone was set as a dog bark. o_o
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jackygirl2
| 0
you have a weak wannabe six pack.
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chuchurocket
| 4
I think 14 is pretty hot
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matty134
| 0
thats a pretty shit snowboard lmfao
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xGUMMYBEARSx
| 0
haha calm down #8 . for all yu kno , he could hav only one eye and five nipples on his face :O
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CalebEatsZombies
| 2
Hershey kiss nipples?
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!
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Zmeilerr
| 22
I think fuck would be a more appropriate word.
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
probably :P but I say frick
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CalebEatsZombies
| 2
This sounds like the movie the room mate :3
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aidanawesome
| 0
ydi bitch
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Degrassi_Girl97
| 0
ha ewww was he cute?
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theFMLiest1ofThe
| 0
does cute override creepy? I mean I know ugly multiplies creepy, but i'd hardly think OP should accept that behavior from anybody, regardless of looks
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tencentsakiss
| 19
I wouldn't care if he looked like the most attractive man in the world. I'd get the fuck out of there.
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smashgrab
| 0
Time to change the locks and find a new roommate!
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claiiire_fml
| 17
how does she deserve it?
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
She deserves it for being attractive. Many steps she could take to avoid this burden.
YDI op! (;
YDI op! (;
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
trolls...
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WhatTheFuq
| 0
He sounds nice.
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stronghand0331
| 17
Ah yes, I'm sure Jack The Ripper was quite the gentleman as well.
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l2spellbud
| 0
Actually he was. All the real 'suspects' (not the phony 'crazies') were considered rich gentlemen. Jack wasn't crazy, he just didn't like prostitutes. I doubt a whore is a lady, so wouldn't it be a gentlemen thing to do by taking her out?
Think about it.
Think about it.
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
I think I might need more therapy because that made a lot of sense, it's actually creepy how much sense that made.
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babygirlc1
| 5
creeper!
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lolztaz
| 0
get outa there and find a new roommate
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funktown
| 2
What a pimp.
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bulldogs1
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awesome shoes...just saying
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funktown
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thank u sir