By CambodianAsshole - 25/12/2012 06:41 - United States - Placentia

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
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I think it's a sign to get a car and a license

Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...

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You should be glad your parents think for your future.

Lol. Or it could be a hint!

The roadside assistance package will likely run out before OP has a car or licence. It's a completely stupid present if they honestly want to help with the future.

No, it's just one of those presents: "Oh, you don't like it? Well I guess I'll have to take it then…"

You're welcome.

I think it's a sign to get a car and a license

OP is 12 and what is this? Just a reference, guys, chill out, slow down on the downvotes, I know that we don't know OP's age.

its a hint

That's a pretty ugly hand you got there.

A better hint would have been driving lessons.

Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...

Except it'll probably run out before OP has a car or licence.

Or they are intending to buy a car if you will only get your license

Wrong person maybe?

That seems rather unlikely, don't you think?

You never know. Maybe OP was supposed to get a vibrator for Christmas, but the giver screwed up and gave it to their mom. That leaves OP with the roadside equipment thing.

Maybe they thinking you should get a license and a vehicle and planning ahead

And you think your parents would know that

I would hope so.

Maybe they're thinking of buying you a car, or they think you need to hurry up and start driving.

That must have driven you insane.

I bet OP broke down in tears, their parents could've steered clear of this disappointment! I guess wheel never know what happened after they got that lousy present