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By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 December 2012 07:12 / United States
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By  funnyguy2697  |  6

why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? isnt that what youre there for?

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  pradip  |  25

21-OP mixed the boxes since they were wrapped similarly, and OP's mom received the vibrator. Now OP's girlfriend may need to borrow it.

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Thanks for explaining things Captain Obvious! Somehow I imagine Pradip speaking in the voice of Goldmember

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  GreenBrain  |  3

Op could be female

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  iShanny  |  13

21- I thought the same, then realized the FML doesn't actually say that mom and girlfriend opened their gifts in each other's presence. OP could have given them the gifts in advance and just watched his mom open hers. Meanwhile, somewhere else, the girlfriend is wondering why her boyfriend gave her old lady slacks...

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  bugmenotmofo  |  33

Umm... no offense, but you need more imagination, I think. At least when it comes to sex. Guy and vibrator are not mutually exclusive. There's limit to male endurance, but women can have multiple orgasm. So you could use vibrator on girlfriend when you can no longer do it yourself. Or you could use it for DP if she's into this kind of thing. There are many other other ways to use it. Many, many other ways.

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  subwaysurfers  |  13

He'd have to unwrap it to check if there's a vibrator in there. Wrapping presents is a very difficult task, my friend.

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  X_Codes  |  11

@19 - Wrapping presents is only difficult for people like the OP who obviously have no clue what they're doing. Seriously, it takes about 5 minutes to learn to properly wrap any gift that's roughly box-shaped of any size.

By  funnyguy2697  |  6

why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? isnt that what youre there for?

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Some men like to be able to pleasure their girlfriend even when they aren't there. Plenty of women in a relationship use vibrators, just like many men in relationships still jerk off. It is no different.

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  Simoneaux17  |  11

Yeah, uh no.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Regardless of if OP is female, my message still stands that a lot of people masturbate whilst in a relationship. It doesn't matter if you are a woman or man. Sometimes the libido women have is down played drastically because you girls are just really good at controlling yourselves.

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  fml121785  |  14

Maybe OP is in the military and going over seas and wants his GF to have something to keep her occupied and content while he's gone. There's lots of reasons to give your GF a vibrator.

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  Sparks808  |  10

Give her a vibrator, sure, but even if it didn't get accidentally opened by your mom, it's embarrassing for your girlfriend to open it in front of your family regardless. That's a gift that should be opened in the privacy of the bedroom. So I say YDI.

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  Sputnikspak  |  13

Why not give your girlfriend a vibrator? (Or other sex toy, for that matter). My partner has bought me plenty of toys, although usually I'm along to choose it and it's usually for Valentine's Day or our anniversary. I have periods of time where I can't have penetrative sex (I have a variety of health problems, including Lupus) comfortably, so we tend to use a combination of sex toys and other body parts instead. When I was going into hospital and wouldn't be able to have any sex after surgery for two months, I bought him a Fleshlight. Who cares? However, why the OP didn't use different paper and name tags is a bit beyond me. That seems like a bit of poor planning. Since I generally have four people to purchase stuff for, if I'm using the same paper I also use curling ribbon, and we get four colours on a roll - white for Mom, red for Dad, green for my brother, gold for my partner. Just in case.

By  saIty  |  17

Awkward moment when she screams "ERMAHGERD!! I LOVE IT!" Then proceeds to tell you how your father can't pleasure her like he used to anymore.

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  Feared  |  9

I think you meant to say. Ermergherd, er lerve ert!

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  ICastillo  |  24

OP's Mom: *Opening present, pulls out dildo* What do we have here? OP: Oh shit sorry mom that was for my gir..... OP's Mom: I love it, I'm going to go try it out right now. Thank you son. *runs up stairs*

By  whY402Jay  |  12

Why would you buy your girl a vibrator anyway? Not doing your job or what?

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  MarkEternal02  |  19

I know this comment will probably get down voted but after the lousy morning I've had I just have to thank you for making me laugh out loud with your comment. So with out further ado, Thank you!

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