Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML
by scot / 09/02/2012 at 11:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
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That's such a turnoff.
#1 - On 09/02/2012 at 1:54pm by FMLKitten
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Pretend to shit or lose your dick? Think u made a good choice
#7 - On 09/02/2012 at 1:56pm by tjsc831
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