Love and Intimacy: Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently...

By Nutty - 16/11/2018 22:00

Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML

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By doubletrouble - 22/04/2011 14:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 16:00 - United States

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By yeahImgreat - 12/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands

Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By oliviakelly25 - 09/10/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML

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By thesporkhop - 25/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

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Razell 13

Thursday 25 October 2018 0:37

Might want to take a bit more time between relationships. Try a year of no relationships and no hookups. See if you are a better judge of character by the end.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 25 October 2018 5:34

And get a new roommate while she's at it.

Comments

Razell 13

Thursday 25 October 2018 0:37

Might want to take a bit more time between relationships. Try a year of no relationships and no hookups. See if you are a better judge of character by the end.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 25 October 2018 5:34

And get a new roommate while she's at it.

Phillycheeze 20

Friday 16 November 2018 22:10

Be adventurous. Try a threesome..... Just sayin'

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 November 2018 22:25

Just another 2 years and 364 days before you can chuck this loser!

TheBombestOne 4

Friday 16 November 2018 22:50

Looks like this guy can multitask, so that's a plus.

newwitch2010 11

Saturday 17 November 2018 0:19

Damn, that really sucks.

Frank De Tank 2

Saturday 17 November 2018 0:56

No one is gonna address the word 'snogging'?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 17 November 2018 1:17

British slang for making out.

Itsbeenalong 5

Saturday 17 November 2018 4:41

So you didn't go and check at any point during those two hours where he was? Maybe it was a mistake, you know he got up to go to the bathroom and returned to the wrong bedroom.

hugtrees13 16

Saturday 17 November 2018 5:37

Well you aren’t dating him so technically he didn’t do anything wrong

julfunky 29

Saturday 17 November 2018 15:18

Even if they aren’t exclusive (which isn’t stated one way or the other) it still isn’t totally ok to go after the roommate. There are still rules of decency.