FML : Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of...

Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML

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You deserved it

By Nutty - / Friday 16 November 2018 22:00 /

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By Razell | 13

#7713519 - Thursday 25 October 2018 0:37

Might want to take a bit more time between relationships. Try a year of no relationships and no hookups. See if you are a better judge of character by the end.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7724377 - Friday 16 November 2018 22:17

I can’t decide if he has balls or is insane cheating on you while you are in the same house

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By Razell | 13

#7713519 - Thursday 25 October 2018 0:37

Might want to take a bit more time between relationships. Try a year of no relationships and no hookups. See if you are a better judge of character by the end.

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7713590 - Thursday 25 October 2018 5:34

And get a new roommate while she's at it.

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7724370 - Friday 16 November 2018 22:10

Be adventurous. Try a threesome.....
Just sayin'

By melisssa87 | 30

#7724377 - Friday 16 November 2018 22:17

I can’t decide if he has balls or is insane cheating on you while you are in the same house

By RichardPencil | 27

#7724379 - Friday 16 November 2018 22:25

Just another 2 years and 364 days before you can chuck this loser!

By TheBombestOne | 4

#7724393 - Friday 16 November 2018 22:50

Looks like this guy can multitask, so that's a plus.

By newwitch2010 | 8

#7724430 - Saturday 17 November 2018 0:19

Damn, that really sucks.

By Frank De Tank | 2

#7724445 - Saturday 17 November 2018 0:56

No one is gonna address the word 'snogging'?

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7724451 - Saturday 17 November 2018 1:17

British slang for making out.

By Itsbeenalong | 5

#7724503 - Saturday 17 November 2018 4:41

So you didn't go and check at any point during those two hours where he was? Maybe it was a mistake, you know he got up to go to the bathroom and returned to the wrong bedroom.

By hugtrees13 | 16

#7724507 - Saturday 17 November 2018 5:37

Well you aren’t dating him so technically he didn’t do anything wrong

julfunky | 26

#7724702 - Saturday 17 November 2018 15:18

Even if they aren’t exclusive (which isn’t stated one way or the other) it still isn’t totally ok to go after the roommate. There are still rules of decency.

By distortedcognition | 14

#7724770 - Saturday 17 November 2018 18:27

Sounds like you can’t choose housemates well either!

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