By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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What an ass thing to do.

SettoFail 9

That is fucked up your sisiters a bitch.


1800getalife 0

first suckas

I can't be sure, but I'm pretty sure op's a dude.

yousuckfml 0


You have a reallyyyy mean sister!

cherrypieguy 0

incest? why not?

yzaldana 0

Your date was afraid of competition!

was was ur sis"s friend hot

javelinpr 0

what happened to him is great. Who is dumb enough to take a girl dining in their first date? Do something different!!! She walked because she was bored to death and got the excuse she needed. Taking a girl out for dinner on the first date equals buying her time and acceptance by getting her food. BIG NO unless she pays.

what do you suggest then?

bitches!!!!'re a fucking idiot

What an ass thing to do.

you should fart on her face while she's sleeping ps an older post did that and he accidently pooped on the persons face

lol that was the best fml he got beat till he bled

LOL! Now I'm going to try to find that again.

BannedStory 0

lol i loved dat fml hahaxz..

advocate117 0

i know! That was my absolute favorite fml!! But i forgot to favorite it, and now i don't know what page its on. Oh Well.


great idea!!!

SettoFail 9

That is fucked up your sisiters a bitch.

KrissehFML 0

you're pretty ^^

ydi_ruuc 0

All sisters are.I have two.

You guys are immature

tinetine_fml 0

that suks

Kylias 6

Wow. 2 whole months? How have you survived, you poor, poor dear?

afarr 0

she is truly a saint!

omg, I hope u slapped ur sister!

So putting nair in sisters shampoo bottle ought the level the score.

perdix 29

Date your sister's friend. She obviously must be hotter than your date, otherwise she wouldn't have left. If your sister's friend was an ugly troll, you'd have told your date it was a joke and she'd laugh it off. The friend has a wicked sense of humor and your date had none, so not only are you going to get hotter sex from her, you'll have some laughs as well ;)

what a great thought, i couldn't agree more

except who wants to date there friends little brother. especially one who couldn't get a date for two months

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