Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
by ihateveganism / 08/22/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
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She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.
#3 - On 08/22/2012 at 6:01am by Brenda37
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Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved
#9 - On 08/22/2012 at 6:06am by MisterMichael
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