Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

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  • That's great news for in the long run!

    For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating whore. :(

    #2 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:43am by bobbycorwen

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  • No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

    #1 - On 01/07/2012 at 1:42am by kjcamaro3

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