It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

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Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
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saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Maybe it will help to(o) improve your spelling.

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phoenixslayer69 4

Every time you masterbait, god kills a kitten. :-O

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seanders 10

Wait till your boyfriend gets the butt plug she mailed out to him.;)

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

24- masterbait??...smh

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like #24 is fishing for snapper.(:

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phoenixslayer69 4

Only a pink snapper, I don't like the taste of red ones.

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GrammaticalNazi 2

24 - And kittens grow up to be cats. Lotion, anybody?

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hotPinklipstick 24

I don't see the problem here, she is trying to help. You could have fun with this. Skype with your bf let him watch the fun. It won't help the distance, but it might ease the sexual tension.

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omfgfmlife 0

#79 please go away.

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

82: please go lick some alligator balls and stfu.

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j8em 1

You only have 1 vibrator? I have one for everyday of the week cuz I gotta get down on Friday

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lexiale 10

#136 you forgot to show ur face and accidentally just showed ur boobs...OOPS..

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fallsupstairs 6

That's not awkward at all......

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xlord 27

Just be glad that if OP turned it down that her mum didn't ask for it back. Now that would be awkward

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RedPillSucks 31

What would be awkward is if OPs mom didn't actually buy her a new vibrator.

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hiyourcute 0

I live in Fresno. Trust me, his life is ****** too.

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Hey, blondes got to learn from someone.

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SlyTail 5

So they have children like you.

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deviable 9

When you grow up and have a child, then you'll know.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Because the manuel is out of print

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bizarre_ftw 21

Because the manuel is out of print

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Adman567 9

Im with 63 on that one! - 27

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saIty 17

Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

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RebekahBrooke 9

Why are parents so stupid on FML? -_-

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perdix 29

Her mom is not stupid. She's just trying to help her kid meet her "needs."

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arin2009 0

YDI everyone could use a nice vibrator and she thinks u earned it . so good job girl

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dmw25 0

Why are you stupid. No one cares what you think. The mom isnt stupid. Do us all a favor and stay off FML. Thank you :)

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bennyboy111 7

Well it is FML nothing is supposed to be good

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Doortje 29

Have some fun with that pleasure stick.

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The_Instigator 11

At least she didn't set you up on a blind date with some random bum off the street.

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DeathBunny218 37

is this FML badly written or is it just me?

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xlord 27

Boyfriend leave for college. Girl sad. Mother buy vibrator= awkward. I really can not make it any simpler.

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DeathBunny218 37

I understand it but that doesn't mean that it is a well written FML

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DeathBunny218 37

The FML wording has since been changed so that it is no longer badly written

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jennawill10 10

Badly written? You might need to rethink the way you word your comments.

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DeathBunny218 37

What is wrong with saying badly written? It makes perfect sense, whereas the FML before it's correction had several errors. Most of you who are commenting/rating my comments didn't even see the original post so you're opinions are misguided.

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shorty1911 0

You're not a well written FML.

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Buttsexpirate 9

"I didn't know what to give you, so I got you this *****." "Really? Me too."

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