By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML
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interesting33 36
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'confronted her' sounds like the argument was gonna happen. Why confront and not just ask her or talk to her? she should be able to have a vibrator and not hide it. but she also needs to communicate if she isn't happy in bed.

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real life problems 26
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Theres nothing wrong with your girlfriend using toys. You however sound insecure in your ability to satisfy her, which isnt helping anyone.

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interesting33 36
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'confronted her' sounds like the argument was gonna happen. Why confront and not just ask her or talk to her? she should be able to have a vibrator and not hide it. but she also needs to communicate if she isn't happy in bed.

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blue_ecureuil 20
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The way he expressed himself makes it look like she should have asked permission for buying one, way too possessive

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wolfygirl626 8
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why do guys gets so pissy bout this? not our fault very few women can 'reach' the same way a guy can :P

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real life problems 26
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Not all guys get upset about it, I've bought my previous gf's toys

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wolfygirl626 8
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didnt say all guys :P, but that is good that you did

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Steve97 32

Some men just don't know how to push the right buttons XD

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campdude90 15
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Ain’t that the truth

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real life problems 26
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Theres nothing wrong with your girlfriend using toys. You however sound insecure in your ability to satisfy her, which isnt helping anyone.

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Kameron Kriese 11
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It sounds more like she was using it as a replacement behind his back, instead of talking to him and seeing what they could do about how things could improve. her last comment doesn't really seem to give off the vibe that he has any reason to NOT be insecure.

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Him complaining about it like she went behind his back is insecurity

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Rabite 28
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How do you know that she didn't tell him and he just doesn't give a shit? He could have just asked her about it, too, if he noticed that she wasn't happy in bed. And yes, you notice when you are not just focussed on your own pleasure.

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She didnt tell him because he 'confronted' her after she 'secretly' used it.

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xXDemonWolfXx 13
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How do you know that she told him? Or are you simply on her side because she’s a woman

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badrussian79 10
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Um why the fuck should she “secretly” purchase it and what the fuck do you have to confront her about? Unless she’s forbidden you the joy of porn hub and a quick wank. Then you you’ve got a valid point being pissed. Not about her BOB but about her hypocrisy. If you get jealous of her having an intimate personal moment that’s your problem not her’s. Getting pissed about the BOB doing a faster job is like being pissed that a vette smoked an Amish buggy. Some times you want to take is slow and enjoy, some time you wanna get it done and move on.

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RichardPencil 30
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KittyMack 13
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Where does it say she's a leech huh? or that she rarely puts out? Wow you really hate women. Well, not real ones but the straw (wo)men you imagine. That must make it very hard to function in a world half full of the things eh?

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Kameron Kriese 11
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I'm not defending the previous poster, but I will say that if you take into context the contents of the post it does sound like she was using the toy as a replacement. Also, he was making a joke. I can see that you clearly failed to realize that but I thought I would tell you and that his joke was actually rather humorous considering the ridiculous quality of its nature

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ayom917 1

hun, just because you come home everyday to your state of the art silicone sex doll you ordered from amazon and fuck it doesn't mean thats *real* how women are. Disappointing huh

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RinoaHeartilly 36
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She's a goddamn adult who can use a vibrator if she wants. Fuck your ego.

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WHSKitty4ever 23
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Possessive much, OP? Does she have to ask your permission to use the toilet, too?

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ForSeriousReally 17
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Ya, FYL for having a girlfriend who enjoys sex. I mean, what guy wants that, amirite?

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Rabite 28
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Well she doesn't enjoy sex with someone who apparently doesn't care about making it good for her.

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Sheepiebeepie 26
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What the hell? She can do whatever the hell she wants with her body. Men who get jealous of vibrators are possessive and insecure, and I’ve heard the argument “it’ll stretch out her vagina” bullshit, that’s not how they work. Does your foreskin keep getting longer and longer from all the boners? No.

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