Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

by notinterested / 09/13/2011 at 6:11am / United States / Intimacy

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  • "Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

    #1 - On 09/13/2011 at 9:54am by sciencekidster1

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  • That blows

    #4 - On 09/13/2011 at 9:56am by hayleyjames

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