Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
by notinterested / 09/13/2011 at 6:11am / United States / Intimacy
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"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."
#1 - On 09/13/2011 at 9:54am by sciencekidster1
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