By - 26/4/2019 18:00
Today, in an effort to spice up our love life, I greeted my husband at the front door in lingerie and stilettos. He took one look at me and asked if I wanted him to shovel the driveway before it snowed again. FML
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By  Razell  |  13

The solutions is to do this more often until he stops associating you-in-lingerie with you-asking-him-to-do-things-around-the-house. Break the operant conditioning!

By  bl3ur0z3  |  17

Ok, but maybe shoveling the snow is important? Maybe he wants to earn this special treat? Maybe he's just oblivious because he loves you for you and the special attire isn't necessary?

By  davidfong  |  14

Maybe he was trying to turn you on that way or he didn’t want you to nag him later. You have time for sex but you don’t have time to shovel the snow out of the driveway