Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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sciencekidster1
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"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."
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hayleyjames
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That blows
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sciencekidster1
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"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."
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Crlnprz
| 11
lmfao nice one #1
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transcedental
| 18
smooth xD
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Alex94xela
| 0
LOLOLOL
I think op should help him out though
I think op should help him out though
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cyanne_fml
| 7
Win xD
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dwreck69
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Why'd you marry him YDI
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AlexandriaMgmt
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haha win. +5
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Caution: This product contains small parts which may lead to choking or other serious health problems. Not suitable for children under 18.
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sabresgirl249
| 0
Nice !! good one
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xSniperx_fml
| 5
LOL I lol'd
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aussie_gemini
| 5
Technically isn't a blow job foreplay?
What foreplay do you usually have for foreplay?
What foreplay do you usually have for foreplay?
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blueberrypsycho
| 9
the blowjob is not what's wrong but the invitation to it is.
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gojira666
| 7
"No thanks, I have a small nut allergy"
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GardeningHoes
| 0
People really don't need to post that they enjoy another comment, it's a bit annoying
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perdix
| 29
As soon as you bring the mother-in-law into this, it usually kills the mood faster than saltpeter.
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Saltpeter is the worst thing ever. 36 hours without an erection after ingesting....absolutely awful.
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Nekro_kat
| 1
21- your no fun!
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deXter11_fml
| 0
#1 this was genius.
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pinkspaceboundro
| 0
Yeah but typically this isn't how it's initiated.. What kinda guys do you date?
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Rinat_fml
| 26
Your annoying.
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Redheaddest
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96- I really enjoyed your comment btw. It was great.
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ownedurmom
| 1
Bhahhahaha really good one!!!
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sexylol_fml
| 4
Hahah!
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ItsApril
| 0
Ha ha sounds like my husband. His "invitation" is to look over and say "I'm gonna fuck you". I think it's funny.
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43trauts
| 14
#1 is pure win
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blindgay1
| 3
I'm thirsty now. :p
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ck11_fml
| 1
You're no fun. Just bc he wanted a blowjob doesn't mean he didn't plan on returning the favor
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conholio33
| 28
Best comment ever
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BrianAlarcon
| 0
Sounds fun....
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chulamami916
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Haha, I could see my husband saying something like that loll. Just be a trooper and go down, then just ask for the same favor in return. Its a win win situation! ;)
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ReynshineCutting
| 10
If you're not remotely in the mood it's not a win win situation. It's just another miserable chore then.
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flockz
| 19
"honey can you do the chores for me please?"
"great now i have to suck your dick, again."
"great now i have to suck your dick, again."
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ItsApril
| 0
@66 or you could tell him to get you in the mood. Not that difficult.
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muchagente
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i love op's name
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DCFan
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Now everyone is going back to the top of the page to see what the name is. Thumb this up if you did!
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flockz
| 19
i didnt thumb up anyone im a rebel.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
This isn't youtube.
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hayleyjames
| 0
That blows
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babybrunette128
| 8
That sucks ...
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Eggers
| 2
what a dick
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sarapsosis
| 1
what a muchachos
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
But she doesn't
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WildKoala43
| 2
Ouch, what a pun. :P
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Astroman129
| 7
Well you are what you eat.
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Astroman129
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Well you are what you eat.
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Octain
| 13
I see what you did there ;)
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andruha1123
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what's the problem here?
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22cute
| 17
Idiots, apparently you must be one
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Enslaved
| 36
Are you able to talk with a mouth full of cock?
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
It's a breeze for the adept.
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longlostgirl
| 4
I could:)
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ThreeSheetsGone
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146- I don't care if you can talk, hum, whistle, or smoke a cigarette with a dick in your mouth. Don't even talk to me until you can sing the National Anthem in perfect pitch while deepthroating a cock covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
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josh8215
| 21
Start singing that one beetles song. "Hello, hello hellooooo, I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello."
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transcedental
| 18
Or the doors: Hello, I love you, won't you tell me tour name. Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
I think you mean The Beatles
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josh8215
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Yes, I did, but by the time I noticed the fuck up, it was rather too late. In my defence, it was very early in the morning here in the central time zone.
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BeatlesObsessed
| 12
Oh, The Beatles. :D
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No_LoveMM
| 3
sexy
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Hamcons
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Did you do as you were told? If you didn't, that is the only problem I have with this situation.
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AfroD
| 0
I agree :/
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Both of you make me want to club a baby seal.
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Saltime
| 0
Reall, that's all? Both of them make me want to club a baby.
I'm not violent.
I'm not violent.
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transcedental
| 18
sh*t. :/