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"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."
lmfao nice one #1
Win xD
Why'd you marry him YDI
haha win. +5
Caution: This product contains small parts which may lead to choking or other serious health problems. Not suitable for children under 18.
Nice !! good one
Technically isn't a ******** foreplay? What foreplay do you usually have for foreplay?
the ******* is not what's wrong but the invitation to it is.
"No thanks, I have a small nut allergy"
People really don't need to post that they enjoy another comment, it's a bit annoying
Saltpeter is the worst thing ever. 36 hours without an erection after ingesting....absolutely awful.
#1 this was genius.
Yeah but typically this isn't how it's initiated.. What kinda guys do you date?
Your annoying.
96- I really enjoyed your comment btw. It was great.
Bhahhahaha really good one!!!
#1 is pure win
You're no fun. Just bc he wanted a ******* doesn't mean he didn't plan on returning the favor
Haha, I could see my husband saying something like that loll. Just be a trooper and go down, then just ask for the same favor in return. Its a win win situation! ;)
This isn't youtube.
That blows
That sucks ...
what a muchachos
Ouch, what a pun. :P
Well you are what you eat.
Well you are what you eat.
what's the problem here?
Are you able to talk with a mouth full of ****?
I could:)
146- I don't care if you can talk, hum, whistle, or smoke a cigarette with a dick in your mouth. Don't even talk to me until you can sing the National Anthem in perfect pitch while deepthroating a **** covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
Start singing that one beetles song. "Hello, hello hellooooo, I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello."
Yes, I did, but by the time I noticed the **** up, it was rather too late. In my defence, it was very early in the morning here in the central time zone.
Oh, The Beatles. :D
sexy
Did you do as you were told? If you didn't, that is the only problem I have with this situation.
I agree :/
Both of you make me want to club a baby seal.
Reall, that's all? Both of them make me want to club a baby. I'm not violent.
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"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."
"No thanks, I have a small nut allergy"