lmfao nice one #1

smooth xD

LOLOLOL I think op should help him out though

Win xD

Why'd you marry him YDI

haha win. +5

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Nice !! good one

LOL I lol'd

Technically isn't a blow job foreplay? What foreplay do you usually have for foreplay?

the blowjob is not what's wrong but the invitation to it is.

"No thanks, I have a small nut allergy"

People really don't need to post that they enjoy another comment, it's a bit annoying

As soon as you bring the mother-in-law into this, it usually kills the mood faster than saltpeter.

Saltpeter is the worst thing ever. 36 hours without an erection after ingesting....absolutely awful.

21- your no fun!

#1 this was genius.

Yeah but typically this isn't how it's initiated.. What kinda guys do you date?

Your annoying.

96- I really enjoyed your comment btw. It was great.

Bhahhahaha really good one!!!

Hahah!

Ha ha sounds like my husband. His "invitation" is to look over and say "I'm gonna fuck you". I think it's funny.

#1 is pure win

I'm thirsty now. :p

You're no fun. Just bc he wanted a blowjob doesn't mean he didn't plan on returning the favor

Best comment ever

Haha, I could see my husband saying something like that loll. Just be a trooper and go down, then just ask for the same favor in return. Its a win win situation! ;)

If you're not remotely in the mood it's not a win win situation. It's just another miserable chore then.

"honey can you do the chores for me please?" "great now i have to suck your dick, again."

@66 or you could tell him to get you in the mood. Not that difficult.

Now everyone is going back to the top of the page to see what the name is. Thumb this up if you did!

i didnt thumb up anyone im a rebel.

This isn't youtube.

That sucks ...

what a dick

what a muchachos

But she doesn't

Ouch, what a pun. :P

Well you are what you eat.

Well you are what you eat.

I see what you did there ;)

Idiots, apparently you must be one

It's a breeze for the adept.

I could:)

146- I don't care if you can talk, hum, whistle, or smoke a cigarette with a dick in your mouth. Don't even talk to me until you can sing the National Anthem in perfect pitch while deepthroating a cock covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.

Or the doors: Hello, I love you, won't you tell me tour name. Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.

I think you mean The Beatles

Yes, I did, but by the time I noticed the fuck up, it was rather too late. In my defence, it was very early in the morning here in the central time zone.

Oh, The Beatles. :D

I agree :/

Both of you make me want to club a baby seal.

Reall, that's all? Both of them make me want to club a baby. I'm not violent.