By notinterested - 13/09/2011 10:11 - United States

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Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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sciencekidster1 8

"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

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sciencekidster1 8

"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

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Alex94xela 0

LOLOLOL I think op should help him out though

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Caution: This product contains small parts which may lead to choking or other serious health problems. Not suitable for children under 18.

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aussie_gemini 5

Technically isn't a ******** foreplay? What foreplay do you usually have for foreplay?

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blueberrypsycho 9

the ******* is not what's wrong but the invitation to it is.

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GardeningHoes 0

People really don't need to post that they enjoy another comment, it's a bit annoying

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perdix 29

As soon as you bring the mother-in-law into this, it usually kills the mood faster than saltpeter.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Saltpeter is the worst thing ever. 36 hours without an erection after ingesting....absolutely awful.

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pinkspaceboundro 0

Yeah but typically this isn't how it's initiated.. What kinda guys do you date?

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Redheaddest 0

96- I really enjoyed your comment btw. It was great.

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ItsApril 0

Ha ha sounds like my husband. His "invitation" is to look over and say "I'm gonna **** you". I think it's funny.

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ck11_fml 1

You're no fun. Just bc he wanted a ******* doesn't mean he didn't plan on returning the favor

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chulamami916 6

Haha, I could see my husband saying something like that loll. Just be a trooper and go down, then just ask for the same favor in return. Its a win win situation! ;)

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ReynshineCutting 10

If you're not remotely in the mood it's not a win win situation. It's just another miserable chore then.

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flockz 19

"honey can you do the chores for me please?" "great now i have to suck your dick, again."

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ItsApril 0

@66 or you could tell him to get you in the mood. Not that difficult.

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DCFan 9

Now everyone is going back to the top of the page to see what the name is. Thumb this up if you did!

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flockz 19

i didnt thumb up anyone im a rebel.

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Enslaved 36

Are you able to talk with a mouth full of ****?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It's a breeze for the adept.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

146- I don't care if you can talk, hum, whistle, or smoke a cigarette with a dick in your mouth. Don't even talk to me until you can sing the National Anthem in perfect pitch while deepthroating a **** covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.

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josh8215 21

Start singing that one beetles song. "Hello, hello hellooooo, I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello."

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transcedental 18

Or the doors: Hello, I love you, won't you tell me tour name. Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.

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MrBoredGuy 1

I think you mean The Beatles

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josh8215 21

Yes, I did, but by the time I noticed the **** up, it was rather too late. In my defence, it was very early in the morning here in the central time zone.

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Hamcons 1

Did you do as you were told? If you didn't, that is the only problem I have with this situation.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Both of you make me want to club a baby seal.

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Saltime 0

Reall, that's all? Both of them make me want to club a baby. I'm not violent.

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