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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
Lincoln, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
kikuhime
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
cdoyle
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hand shandy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
DuChaillu
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
notsohot
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
vsshopper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
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Comments (419)
lindseyluvszac 4
That's a good thing... (why is this an fml?)
Shelbsies 0
how is this a good thing??
xxlauruh 0
not a good thing. at all.
whybother8 0
u need some... satisfaction!
BaconDave 12
She actually wanted to bang
eminemchick 19
wow that must be like pre-premature.
hazelmango 2
is this real life?
Klums02 0
...or is this just fantasy?
giosoto 0
caught in a landslide
Klums02 0
escape from reality
majorbob10 0
No escape from reality
Athoritaahhh 0
wth?
angelpies 0
why do people usually cum?
bennetts211 2
Yeah, it was called masturbation...
shannonreneee 11
50, I think that is a question to ask your mother, sex ed teacher or even write into some teen mag.
dolphincheddar 10
50. before you ask that question. google "kinky ****". also on the bright side OP must be quite attractive. although I believe the boyfreind owes her some satisfaction for his accidental prematurity
FurryPride 9
Major lulz to 126, but I've done that already.
suprmidgt 0
not true my buddy did that all the time in high school the girls told me, mutual friends. I can assure you those girls were not attractive.
dolphincheddar 10
this is a new concept to me, sucks for your freind. especially since they were not attractive. although the obvious solution to OPs problem is to buy pants without a button. also bunny, yes i did read your premature detonation comment I had no intention of stealing your desired copyright
dolphincheddar 10
furry* my apologies. the bunny ears made me state the wrong name
angelpies 0
Wow, you guys are pretty retarded. I wasn't literally asking why people cum. It was a remark to the fool who wrote "wth".
angelpies 0
Wow, you guys are pretty retarded. I wasn't literally asking why people cum. It was a remark to the fool who wrote "wth".
a_nutritionist 10
ohhhhh thats what it was. *thumbs down*
DKParth13 5
50 you are really dumb fo real!'
angelpies 0
Shut your face 335
genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
eminemchick 19
wow he must be pre-premature or something
thefriendlyc 0
is that even possible?!
i_love_grrr 0
unfortunately yes lol
Keffin 0
he just jizzed in his pants
jimboner69 6
maby she took off her shirt and gave him head
enonymous 9
I came in my pants just reading this FML. wait it's a chick?! god dammit.
MrleClochard 4
OMG. Her bf is Justin Bieber!
melchibr_fml 0
poopgasm
Boygenius50 8
Another Lonely Island reference available here. . .
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
UnderWaterComix 0
89- Now he'll go home and change....
LolMoqz 10
51- happy 420th comment :3
FurryPride 9
So you could say that it was a premature detonation. :3
dolphincheddar 10
well, looks like he arrived just in time for some fun!
juicedboi 7
Did you happen open a window and let a breeze roll in? Or were you feeding him any grapes? I am to believe these are logical explanations for creaming oneself.
enonymous 9
I wasted my 420 on her?? i need a hot tub time machine
wintamint101 7
that could be a problem
simply_improper 1
shoulda stopped suckin
U_Go_Boom 0
Bruce Willis musta died at the end of six sense
writergirl69 0
You call it premature, he just calls it extacy.
ppatty 0
nice one 61 lol
glenzhao2 16
It's mainly you're fault, you were rubbing his butt
docscientist 10
You butchered the word so badly, I had to think for a moment on how to spell ecstasy.
ramey_aka_stud 6
or did she ask for cash or credit?
fthislyfe 22
COME ON #51 was clearly being sarcastic and it was a very funny comment
lareske 0
Is his name Victor? if yes he must be the 2 stroke model. lol
PawsUp_fml 2
congratulations! quickest sex ever!
cc_the_beast 6
I don't believe that is classified as sex....
taytay6510 6
now that's a sticky situation :(
Fmlfylydiopp 2
I would like 61's comment, but there are already 69 thumbs ups.
larry12693 1
looks like they needa clean up on aisle 3
TheTweaker 0
Did you guys lock eyes from across the room did he down his drink as the rhythm boomed did you take his hand and skip the names did you have no need for the silly games?
toaster2013 3
^^win!
FailBear920 19
Deezy did you just cum!?
Fusionbeat 0
and he jizzed in his pants
mollie_mollie_ 6
I thought it said 'before I even unbuttoned my penis' I was really confused:Lxxx
musicalibrary 4
He got a little too excited.
xleanne_aLly 23
and I jiZzzed in my pants
Jake_2013 0
Saw a hot girl, and I JIZZED, in my pants!
tsim_fml 0
at first i read this as he went to her house before she put her pants on but then i read it again...
Meloblood 0
Haha me too :)
DontModMeDammit 10
Was he eating grapes by any chance?
shrinkydinks 0
what's with all of the grapes comments? how would grapes make a difference?
eminemchick 19
199 obviously hasnt checked out the mess on aisle 3-_-
DietSunDrop 0
199 **** in my pants- the lonely island look it up
BaconDave 12
Did she ask you fir cask or credit?
BaconDave 12
*for *cash
boydeee01 7
it's a reference to the **** in my pants video
WildJaw 15
Two words: ********
bpell15 5
bad. all bad. nothing to say about this. he doesn't have much control
122409 0
if you have nothing to say then why did you say that...? lmao
bpell15 5
don't judge me :/
unvmesucka 0
Hopefully he's just premature and not immature.
whippymcdumb4zs 0
#24; I know the pic is a disturbed album cover, but I can never remember what the name of the album is. Can you help a brother out?
Belovan 2
Too late.
BaconDave 12
They might of had oral?
barnmaster98 5
well you're just that hot.... he'll last alot longer the second time
stuner56 22
well if she didn't even unbutton her pants yet, anything is an improvement
doubledee7 3
Maybe next time he'll get to your clothes bring fully off. :D Haha, will always improve! ^^'
whippymcdumb4zs 0
what????^
cohustler 0
shame on you for not wearing a skirt!
EamNim 0
Hahaha indeed.
CryMoreFMLs 15
" DAMN! Premature detonation! " - Starcraft II Marauder
Ugi 27
Was your mouth involved? If so - good on you. If not - bad on him!
Perdition 4
Bad on him regardless. The point of foreplay (touching + oral, I would constitute both as foreplay) isn't to finish. It's just to get the other all excited ;)
mismonroe 0
Saved you the trouble, sweetie.
WallyTheWombat 0
That sucks if you think pleasing your man is trouble.
stacianichole 2
you forgot to put your pants on, and photograph your head.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
92- just what I was thinking.
lost_888 1
i eat you
gtwerd 0
Exactly 74 if it's a chore to please your gf/bf maybe there is an issue
mismonroe 0
92- Get on a computer, it's there. Sarcasm's a bitch and, fortunately, there are 24 other sarcastic ***** on here.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
155- I think you'll find 92 had every right to mock your picture because it's vain and, quite frankly, goddamn hilarious. Wear some trousers.
mismonroe 0
Ohh, awesome, your opinion is not only warranted, but I've been completely lost, wondering, is my picture vain or will someone find it "hilarious"? Now I know and not only that, but I will sleep better at night, also. Oh, hey, it's a website. Online. I just remembered douchenozzles on here don't mean shit. :)
OceanProtection 0
^ WIN I cut off my nipples in my picture. Bite meh
mason456 0
unluckiest, ur ugly..... mission accomplished.
blackbelt_champ 0
hahahah! theyre jealous cuz they cant take a pic of themselves without looking like a fatass....so sad
tkalaric 3
I think your picture is wonderful
Mrnason26 0
I think it's a nice pic
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Said the guy (225), who looks like he's about to cum all over his keyboard.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
301 geez you don't have to be a snappy pants. I think everyone should put what the want as there profile pic.