About Oceanprotection
I plan on joining the Coastguard when I finish highschool. I currently play football and volleyball for my school and I work as a waiter at a barbecue. I'm 6'4" and weigh In at about 180 lbs. Dark brown, wavy hair with big brown eyes and I can guarantee I can make you smile. :) Msg me!!
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Oceanprotection's favorite FMLs
By rebekah - / Friday 3 April 2009 19:39 / United States
By KAAALIS - / Monday 16 March 2009 02:20 / United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States