Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

by Taylor parsons / 10/29/2010 at 12:48am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy

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  • thirty seconds is forever in head time. when you're giving it, anyway. just saying.

    #8 - On 10/29/2010 at 6:00am by amayakitty

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  • That sucks . . . for thirty seconds.

    She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.

    #47 - On 10/29/2010 at 7:54am by perdix

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