Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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Top comments
amayakitty 0
thirty seconds is forever in head time. when you're giving it, anyway. just saying.
perdix 31
That sucks . . . for thirty seconds. She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.
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Comments (170)
nicknesser 0
That blows! Haha well not for you, get rocked.
yafuckyourlife 4
Are you sure it was thirty seconds? Maybe your counting is off..
metalhead529 4
that's one of the few worst things that can happen to a guy. blue balls isn't cool. u should hve jacked off and finished on her for punishment!
chloec16 0
yuck.
chloec16 0
yuck.
maskedman 9
I was about to mention blue balls. Once you get started it has to finish. Do women think this is a game?
blackwidowtaco 31
Yes. Very much so.
SwiftKick2DA 0
eat more fruit. then it'll taste nice and sweet-like. then shell have no reseaon to complain. females always want more than they put out anyways. str8 unjust
Iskaria 0
Well that's generalising, tsk tsk. First part correct, especially papayas or so I've heard. Second part assumed and incorrect, in my relationship at least ^^
MaCOOLiT 5
based on experience? so did u like the sweet-like taste? bwahahaha
sweetcheeksjvl 0
no I heard pineapples do the job.Like citrusy fruits.
generalfubar 0
that's sucks, maybe you should have donkey punched that before she came up.... just saying.
thatonename 7
you can't donkey punch on head stupid. only anal.
underpaid011 0
wash your junk. pay special attention to your sack and taint. you may also need to do some trimming down there. nobody likes to encounter a rain forrest down there.
saladgirl123 0
it probaly stunk that puts me right out of the mood..but i just hold my nose.
TSunshine 0
that's the spirit! ;)
maskedman 9
Be careful, saladgirl. Your persistence is going to make a lot of us guys fall in love.
saladgirl123 0
oh well i happily am with my bf of 3 years and he is the only one who has evr got that special treatment lol :)
deannamarie12 0
im gonna agree with #37, because that kinda seems like the reason she stopped.. but i still cant tell if youre a girl or guy, cause Taylor can be both boy and girl name and.. i thought you only go down on girls? well whatever, wash often down there..
22cute 17
get over it - people have a choice, you knw. She doesn't owe you. Maybe you can actually talk about her feelings & find a way to make bj's more fun for her. You'd both win!
perdix 31
That sucks . . . for thirty seconds. She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.
Iskaria 0
It's true.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
There's no indication that it was a guy recieving the thirty seconds of ecstacy. :P
perdix 31
You are correct, female Taylor, but sometimes you have to guess things with these stories. Alabama tends to be more homophobic than most places, so this increases the likelihood that OP was male.