Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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Top comments
amayakitty 0
thirty seconds is forever in head time. when you're giving it, anyway. just saying.
perdix 31
That sucks . . . for thirty seconds. She was probably pissed that you were watching the World Series instead of her bobbing up and down on your dick. They want to know that their work is being noticed.
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Comments (170)
luvzit 0
fail!!
6sick6 4
*******!!
mitchn60 6
Wow, I likes 'em !!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hm, has Elixia (or w/e) reregistered while her regular account is banned?
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Blue ball
Peytonlikesme 0
Sorry baby I got tired but u can di me!!! ;)
maphineRAWRS 10
you sound ungrateful, at least she went down on you?
saladgirl123 0
you look like the girl from aquamarine! i wish i knew her name!
duhh10 0
Sara Paxton? JoJo? I don't see it.
maphineRAWRS 10
I wish i'd seen that movie so I know who your talking about! haha :) but thank you .. I think? haha :P
maphineRAWRS 10
one who isn't selfish and cares more about what I want out of head than my girlfriends feelings? just sayin.
saladgirl123 0
she played the mean girl but yea she was still hot lol.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
eminem, dude, punctuation. I had to back up and start over several times while reading your comment.
ohgodwtf 0
O guess you can say... *puts on glasses* ... wasn't up for the occasion ? YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe her jaw cramped up? I hate it when that happens... What?
TinyDude 10
There were onions on it
zemo999 0
Take the hint...
waldoo37 8
My god that really sucks!!! i'd be pissed as hell. your life does suck OP
Cinn_fml 23
Well, I can see it being annoying that she stopped. But I can't help but think that she might have had reasons. Maybe you should find out why she 'wasn't in the mood anymore' because she was obviously in the mood to give you something at the beginning, and something changed that. If she's just a spoilt princess who thought 30s was enough, then just bribe her into giving rather than expecting to be able to take.
RedPillSucks 33
^This. BJs don't have to be a one-way street. Perhaps you should do something to put her in the mood. Go make her a sammich.