Health: Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I...

By LP - 15/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML

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By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States

Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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By Hungrey - 29/05/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By me. - 22/07/2023 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

By SmallTownCutie - 29/05/2019 04:13

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

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By Rainbow92 - 19/08/2009 23:43 - Bulgaria

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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chinchilla_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?

FlaminYawn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...

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Win_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

Haha... That sucks. But tell her and you'll feel the pressure gone. #1

chinchilla_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?

grajax 24

Wednesday 22 June 2016 2:37

Maybe if she is younger and wasn't supposed to have sex in the first place, I don't know though. Just a guess.

Win_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

#1 = Agreed

deviking 10

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:54

So you agree with your self I would hope so

cherrytwiz 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:32

#1 ftw :) tell her

FlaminYawn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...

StarrieyedFML 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:37

Sweetie.... I just got out of a year and a half relationship... Sad thing is. I haven't had sex for a year either. Its ok. Don't feel bad. I told my mom and she gave me a high five. lol. :p so..... #2 has a point. This is in no way, a FML.

elloelle 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:42

Ummm. You're losing weight? It's not a bad thing. That is, as long as it is in a healthy way. Which by your lack of excuse making I would assume it is in a healthy manner. Try lying next time if you're too ashamed of not being sexually active. Boo hoo. Cry me a river. Eat an Oreo and get over it please.

SasuNaru_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:43

LOL #7 FTW!!!!!

ObamaKitttyy 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:49

Awww

PRHippy 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:53

Agree with what most people have said. Not having sex in a year is not an FML. You should totally get the whole eating disorder thing cleared up though and eat a huge bowl of paste in front of her or something. Things can get awkward if she thinks you're sick. So what that you're losing weight. You're probably looking totally sexier and that should attract more guys to ****, if that's what you're worried about.