Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML
by angelamegan21 / 05/28/2014 at 4:33pm / United States (Florida) / Health
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At least you've got people telling you you're hot. I'm not even close to that... Lmao
#1 - On 05/29/2014 at 2:42am by toxicsauce
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Not your breast move in the workplace, huh?
#4 - On 05/29/2014 at 2:45am by Rohawk
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